Mook

Noun. A person who displays questionable attributes leaning more towards that of an over compensating young male. In addition, usually very willing to give out blowjobs at any given time of day.

"Hey Shayan, the way you carry whey protein in your car and suck at fifa makes you look like a mook"

by IslandKiddo January 14, 2017

mookie bang

It's when you have dinner with a friend and chat.

Zane: Heyy Scottie lets have dinner and mookie bang.
Scottie:Dude that's sounds a bit gay .How do yoy spell it.
Zane: It doesn't matter how you spell it and it's not gay . It mean let's eat and talk a MOCHIE BANG!
Scottie:oh okay let's bang!

by Savethedramaforyourpubes November 21, 2016

mookie monster

Name that NBA players gave to Gloria James, Lebron's mom, because she was known for having sexual relations with several NBA players.

MJ was so sick during "the flue game", because he thought he was the father of mookie monster's son. Later on, it was known that Dell Curry, was the father of that kid.

by Trump was elected president January 6, 2017

Mook-out

To leave a party without saying "good-bye" or without any one knowing you left.

Once I heard that "ButterfaceJulie" was looking for me at the party I had to mook-out

by Chester Cooperpot 31 July 21, 2017

mook canoe

A mook is an idiot
A mook canoe is a canoe full of them

Steve: I fucked up with my wife, she caught me beating off to amputee midget porn
Jim: You're a fucking mook canoe

by Kampfgruppe May 12, 2017

Mooklamaniac

A moron who is so stupid, they actually think they rule the world and that everyone else is stupid

After hearing his rant about the way things are, and how he should be in charge, I've come to the conclusion that he must be a mooklamaniac!

by 1beatoff June 28, 2018

Mook

A godly undertaking of a bong hit with weed and tobacco, usually resulting in a mookface and/or becoming a book goblin.

Take a mook and walk a mile is something you can't do!
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by Large Feline January 8, 2019