montana mustache

The act of wiping your finger on your sweaty balls and rubbing it on someones upper lip

ex: Josh just montana mustached Keith

by The Mustache King April 15, 2005

Monetary Lubrication

Abrive, Somthing to sweeten the deal, Somthing to coax, persuading

Matt: My project is late.
Mr. Testa: I think we can figure somthing out with Monetary Lubrication.
Matt: haha

by Peeedurrr January 24, 2007

montana blondes

A sheep date eg; a “date" with a sheep that does not cost much since there are no women on the prairie the only blondes you see are sheep thus Montana blondes

I've had many Montana blondes because no means no but baaa can mean whatever you want

Why do you have that one sheep tied up is she your Montana blonde

I heard you like Montana blondes; eg, fucking sheep

by baaa canmeanwhatever you want August 5, 2014

Montana

A beautiful girl all the boys want

That girls hot she must be montana

by Eeyore the donkey April 8, 2017

Montana Shitloader

When you load your shit on your cock and rail that hoe because she wasn’t in the kitchen.

Local Man arrested for preforming the Montana Shitloader on his 13 year old mom while she was sleeping.

by HotDiggityDamner May 1, 2019

mannah montana

that of a man or transvestite that dresses or personifies themself in the image of a fifteen year old brat superstar with a blonde wig.

-mannah standing for man
- montana standing for the celebrity

John: " hey whose that girl walking down our street with the sparkly skirt and boots?"
Lindsay: " oh, thats the neighbourhood tranny"
John: "thats a dude! but he looks like a cheap impression of hannah montana!"
Lindsay: " yea hes a total mannah montana"

by x_DrugPuppet_x October 3, 2010

big montana

when a females vagina has large, meaty flaps. usually in a roast beef kind of color. see "beef curtains", "t bone flaps." simular to a second rate fast food chain's large roast beef sandwhich.

"yo, i was with this girl last night.. she had a double serving of the big montana"

by s rudiman September 21, 2005