monopadice

A person who exhibits all of the following:

1.) Attempts to freestyle rap, and doesn't succeed.
2.) Takes advantage of drunk women (good looking optional).
3.) Every time he/she hangs out with friends has a 1:6 chance of completely wiggin out and going beserker doing random violent and irrational shit.
4.) ^ other than the previous traits is a pretty decent guy to hang out with.

Monopadice: "I'm white yall, like rice yall!"

Random dude: "Yo man, you want another beer?"

Monopadice: "Fuck this shit motherfucker! I'm feelin' a little irish! You wanna go motherfucker! Like I wanna fuck some chick after that shit that went on with the last girl, fuckin abortions and shit, what the fuck!? What the hell is this shit the fuckin bouncer wants to kick me out for drinkin' my beer after 2AM! I love titties!"

*Monopadice picks a fight w/ the biggest bouncer in the bar, gets thrown the fuck out, and peels out of the parking ramp in from of an unmarked car back towards campus*

by Tapemaster J September 20, 2008

Monopoly

When a person tries screwing with someone's head by making up a random words, putting them together and persuading them it means something very important even though its just gibberish. Created by Soly Mehdyzadeh and promoted By Steven Goltche and SaSha Mehdyzadeh".
Please make sure that this word is added as soon as possible. I greatly appreciate this, Sincerely Steven Goltche.

Monopoly is when you say to someone, "Sir please don't forget to tell the guy who brought the book back to the yard after three o'clock because if you don't its going be a big problem for him like last week when he fell on the floor and broke his head on the floor next to the park by the trees and birds".

by Esteven Gogeh December 26, 2008

Manopera

is an ongoing, television show that men are "addicted" to. Similar to a woman's soap opera.

Ryan can't play poker tonight he's watching Battlestar Galatica, it's his Manopera.

by magnus thor maximus April 3, 2009

monomeal

A meal that is your only meal of the day (typically a large meal eaten by students)

What are you having for dinner?

2 liters of coke and a large pizza. I skipped breakfast and lunch so I'm having a monomeal.

by roy123 December 31, 2008

Monopoly Food

Food that is purchased at an establishment in which there is only one nearby food seller or all nearby food sellers are owned by the same organization. This is often seen at theme parks, ski resorts, and zoos. One can say that this establishment has a monopoly on food in that area and can/do charge ridiculous prices for their food.

I fucking hate monopoly food! I had to pay $16 for two sandwiches and a soda.

by el reverendo timo January 2, 2009

monopop

a band name. they play every friday at balans jolly joker in Istanbul.

- Hey, did you hear about monopop? they play the best covers ever.

by minimellysa August 4, 2009

monoplatform

a game that works only on one gaming platform

halo is an example of a monoplatform game

by thechosenone839 June 2, 2010