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mong out with my schlong out

to chill to an extreme level
your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care

monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick
person a: heard you had a heavy night last night, you gonna come out tonight?

person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out

peson a: ahhh good call!
by cboi blad April 20, 2009
mugGet the mong out with my schlong outmug.

mega piggy minger moose mong

a better version of mong (rape sumone to death and jump on their stomach so semen squirts out their pussy)
if you don't shut up i'm gonna mega piggy minger moose mong you
by rubystein March 6, 2021
mugGet the mega piggy minger moose mongmug.

Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher

someone who likes to suck cock and lick scrotum
i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.
by CheezyClit69 June 22, 2022
mugGet the Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-munchermug.

ming mong world champion rupert beaumont

one who has not yet had sex
J: you loser, ming mong world champion rupert beaumont 45 year old
by marshall banana June 12, 2004
mugGet the ming mong world champion rupert beaumontmug.

Mong

Sorry about blane, he’s just a mong’
by Cumlord420 February 8, 2019
mugGet the Mongmug.

mong drong

a bit like a spastic or mongo but infanately more offensive!
by darthpaul March 30, 2008
mugGet the mong drongmug.

total mong

by mongmna November 28, 2019
mugGet the total mongmug.

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