mong out with my schlong out

to chill to an extreme level
your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care

monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick

person a: heard you had a heavy night last night, you gonna come out tonight?

person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out

peson a: ahhh good call!

by cboi blad April 20, 2009

mega piggy minger moose mong

a better version of mong (rape sumone to death and jump on their stomach so semen squirts out their pussy)

if you don't shut up i'm gonna mega piggy minger moose mong you

by rubystein March 6, 2021

Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher

someone who likes to suck cock and lick scrotum

i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.

by CheezyClit69 June 22, 2022

ming mong world champion rupert beaumont

one who has not yet had sex

J: you loser, ming mong world champion rupert beaumont 45 year old

by marshall banana June 12, 2004

Monge

It's my last name

That's Mr. Monge to you, cunts!

by S. W. Allows February 11, 2022

mong-deane

someone or something which resembles a retarded blowfish and who sharts alot, especially on hot summer days.

chacha from finding nemo... mong-deane

by jenny fartsalot July 6, 2011

Mong pheromone

A person who attracts weird people and oddballs because they give off a smell only weirdos can smell

"FFS Emma your Mong Pheromone is in overdrive today. That guy was a proper weirdo!"

Or

"How do you find these mongs !? You're pheromone must be strong today ??"

by The1811 January 11, 2024