SMD Mode

SMD Mode

Stands for "Suck my dick" mode.

This is the male's equivalent of a period. Basically when you get so pissed off that all you want to say for the next few hours is "Suck my dick."

This state can also be triggered when a man's girlfriend refuses to give him a blowjob.

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Jim: "Lol, you mad Bob? I just smoked you for the tenth time in air hockey."

Bob: "Suck my dick."

Jim: "Oh damn, somebody is rustled."

Bob: "Suck my dick."

Jim: "Lol yeah, Okay. Hey Bob, can you pass me my hat?"

Bob: "Suck my dick."

Alex: "There's no use in talking to him anymore, Jim. He's entered SMD Mode."

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Girlfriend: "Dammit, for the last time, I am NOT giving you a blowjob."

Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."

Girlfriend: "Oh god, he entered SMD Mode again..."

Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."

Girlfriend: "I'm leaving."

by GuyOfLegends December 23, 2012

Vampire mode

The act of sleeping during the day and waking up after dark.

After working all night galaxy goes into vampire mode.

by Anguish March 8, 2013

Stroke Mode

That 10-15 minutes before break, lunch or quitting time at your job.

15 minutes until 5:00, Manny seems to have entered Stroke Mode.

by Slade666 September 2, 2013

true model

A true model is someone that is on point,high class, A1. Someone that carries themselves in such a way that turns heads

Brad: Damn , do you know Lyric?!

Chad: Yea bro of course !

Brad: She's a true model forsure !!

by LahLyric November 3, 2013

sent mode

1:/A misdirection of thought or action to distract or mislead a person or animal in to thinking one thing but realizing it is some thing else. Some times it is used in a small form known as getting/or being "sent".

2:/The perception being manipulated to reveal the initial thought was false and upon finding out the truth fully finalizes being "sent".

3:/ A "sent mode" is the time in which the mind or perception is not fully aware or conscious of the misunderstanding of actuality.

4:/ The confusion of assuming things are the truth from the initial thought.

I say that green paper and thought it was money, it "sent" the fuck outa me.

Look he don't know i took out the most important piece, I'm sending this dude to the moon!"

I was going to get some thing from up stairs and forgot ended up sending my self.

Ima put this girl in sent mode. watch...

I sentmoded all those people yelling out "money!" and they all proceeded to look around for it.

Beginner phrases for creating a sent mode
"your pocket is untied" -sentmode
"look at the bald guy with an afro."-sentmode
"pointing at the ground telling some one they stepped in some thing" (thats not there)

-Sent mode is another form of N.L.P.

by sentmode April 20, 2014

Priest Mode

Priest mode is when a bro acts or talks creepily around or about a young child(preferably a boy).

Dave: I really like to look at little boys in the shower.
Steve: Priest Mode in effect

by TheRealBarneyStinson April 24, 2014

Incocknito Mode

Going on Google Chrome or any browser that has a "no history recorded" mode, (called incognito mode on Chrome), and watching sexually explicit videos, usually to stop people from knowing that you've been watching it.

"I was watching porn on the family computer, so I had to go incocknito mode."

by DonkeyPunchQWERTY April 22, 2015