Mateo Pobre

To be the ultimate porn star ever...the guy with the greatest cock and the ability to control every woman he sets his eyes on..

Did you see that guy go over to that chick at the bar? He just pulled a Mateo Pobre on her!

by MATEO POBRE'S #1 FAN ! January 20, 2005

Materialistic

Someone typically a hoe , who prefers brands than quality, someone who is excessively concerned with material possessions, usually money oriented

Oh yeah I bout this shirt for 100 dollars * says ‘100 dollars 5 times or more* *self centred materialistic hoe*

by Cupcakkke February 12, 2019

dont smoke mate

Use this phrase to detour an oncoming question from someone insignificant e.g homeless person or annoying bellend.

Best time to use when walking! You can sense an oncoming encounter let them approach as soon as there mouth opens say i don’t smoke mate !

This leaves them feeling confused and upset

stranger "hi can you tell me..." (cut off point)

you "dont smoke mate"

Stranger "uhh"

"slap" the sound of you and your friend high fiving each other because you just i don’t smoked your first victim!

by train spottings gay December 7, 2011

Mateo

A boy who I like, who I've been in love with for ever. He has many gigs liking him which makes. Me wildly jealous but I never say anything or I try not too because he has a girlfriend (who doesn't really treat him right) and she gets mad very easily when like any girl talks to him. When I see him my heart drops and flutters at the same time, I have so much to say but I can't say it because I always lose. My voice around him, I try to act confident and care free but the thing is that I really really like him. He has got quite a big head from all the girls that like him even though he says he doesn't like all that attention, and I don't want to just be another girl that likes him. He has issues that he's opened upto me about who h is awesome and I always want to help him and make sure he's always happy but he always act all manly and carefree which is okay it's him. Anyway whenever I'm around him it's like I can't breathe but he gives me confidence... I feel depressed but I also feel amazing, and sometimes. I wonder if this is what the other girls feel..... He probably has heard this a million to. Ed. And I feel stupid for writing this but I just wish i could tell him without ruining our friendship.....

I like this boy mateo who all the other girls like, I've tried to stop liking him a million times but I cannot. I don't want to be just another girl that likes him, he kills. Me but I love it.

by Hahayoudontknowwhothisis October 4, 2018

Mateja

Mateja is a girl that loves adventure and won’t back down from a challenge. She acts tough around most people but when you get to know her she’s the goofiest person you will ever meet. She’s the kind of girl who will break out in a spontaneous dance routine at any given moment if she with her close friends. Mateja is the kind of girl you either love to death or you hate. But be careful that you don’t get on her bad side because it’s a dark place over there. Mateja is also very athletic and usually comes in size beautiful (or about 5’2- 5’6)

Girl 1: Look at that girl. What a Mateja. I wish I was her
Girl 2: I know she’s so pretty and funny!

by Dinosaysrawr February 14, 2021

hate mate

a person that you love and hate at the same time, an ex girlfriend you haven't quite gotten over, a competitive childhood friend, your annoying brother

Everytime I see Tyson my heart skips a beat, however I can't get over the hpv he gave me. He is soo my hate mate.

by mikehunt1017 November 9, 2006

Breeding Material

The use of the term breeding, but directed at the individual as a complement as they look hothouse, sexy or overall pleasant that the complementer wants to breed with that person.

Dude that girl is bare breeding material!
Pump her up quick!

by Culture_Hunter256 August 23, 2021