Schrodinger's Minor

A Minor, usually between the ages of 16 and 17, that uses it as an excuse for their behaviour, claiming that their age makes it so they shouldn't face any consequence for their actions, but still expect you to both respect their opinion (you can't disagree with them because they're a minor and they don't know any better) while also not treat them like a child (they're a minor but they're very mature and their opinion is important, even if the matter at hand is 18+ which they shouldn't be interacting with in the first place) but due to their age (16-17) they do, indeed, know better, most people who act like this will change their trick once they're 18 by claming your opinion doesn't matter because you're older than them, this never seems to end well however.

Minor(17): KILL YOURSELF

NotMinor(18): I don't think you should say that

Minor(17): WHAT???? IM LITERALLY A MINOR DO NOT SPEAK WITH ME YOU PEDOPHILE

In this case the minor showcases an example of Schrodinger's Minor, they do not take any responsibility for what they said and instead attack the person who replied to them claiming that they're a minor and they shouldn't interact with them.

by afon the dumbass December 25, 2023

loose minor

A loose minor, is an underage individual, who is "loose" or available for the taking😏 Not spoken for or vulnerable for purchase.

"Dude, did you see Brayden at the playground today? He is SUCH a loose minor"

by LilPredy December 31, 2024

Minoric

Noun— Someone who encourages others to be authentic by embracing their differences & expressing themselves in a BOLD, RAW & PURE manner.

Adj.— Something that is individualistic & stands out

Noun.
Oh yeah, she’s a Minoric. You can feel her energy soon as she walked in the room.

Adj. That’s a minoric bag, I never seen that before!!

by StecciMarcc July 6, 2021

A minor

The main key in the toxic gossip train

So real (here's me writing A minor so this definition gets approved)

by Cringe username October 18, 2023

Midget Minority

A midget minority is a dwarf that is also a minority, but most commonly a sec offender, and no one knows why

I see a midget minority over there!

You know that means that they are a sec offender right?

Wait, really?

No, not all of them, but most of them

by BuffaloNuggs August 30, 2022

A minor

Drake’s favourite chord

Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em young
You better not ever go to cell block one
To any bitch that talk to him and they in love
Just make sure you hide your lil' sister from him
They tell me Chubbs the only one that get your hand-me-downs
And Party at the party playin' with his nose now
And Baka got a weird case, why is he around?
Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophiles
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fuck 'em up
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff
Why you trollin' like a bitch? Ain't you tired?
Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minor

by Sean "P. Diddy/Puffy" Combs May 12, 2025

Minor

A small problem

Him: Do you have rolling paper?

Me: No but Minor, we can ask

by Jfho January 8, 2022