Michigan Second

Verb. Titty Fucking. Second Base on the Michigan scale according to local residents. Yet to be confirmed by a statewide poll.

M: Hey baby let's go to second base.
W: Sure, grab my boobs.
M: Nah baby, i needs me some Michigan Second.

by wink, wink December 1, 2009

Michigan Hot Pocket

After you shit into a mitten, the other party puts the mitten on and proceeds to give you a hand job. Usually better with knit mittens and slightly wet shit so that some of it will ooze out and serve as lube. So called because of the shape of Michigan.

Her hands were cold on her walk home after she used her last mitten to give another Michigan Hot Pocket to a stranger at back of the bar.

by Leghumpingconnoisseur December 27, 2014

central michigan

A college in Mt.Pleasant

David Sheridan went to central michigan.

by SHIMMY SHAM 45345 January 6, 2009

University of Michigan

The school that owns that other school down south. Not worthy of mention here.

Michigan > That other school.

by ReelDeel February 14, 2005

micho

Contraction of "mi chorizo," meaning my sausage.

Latino slang for a penis.

Hey baby, have you tasted micho?

by SithSasquatch March 14, 2004

Michigan

Beautiful lakes, and beaches. Nice warm summers, and winters with alot of snow. There are a lot of poor people and a LOT of rich people. The middle class is disapearing in michigan. Michigan is a great place to live if you have money. There are many great colleges in this state. Michigan has a superior level of education. This state also has great weed.

I love living im Michigan because of the perfict summers and the winters are ok for a little while but when i get sick of the snow i just fly to Florida and stay at my condo.

by Andyman395 October 18, 2008

michiganize

To adapt software, systems, or processes to the University of Michigan way by stripping out key functionality, devolving the user interface, and adding maize and blue colors.

To prioritize form over functionality.

To reinforce institutional values of tradition, stubbornness, and elitism.

That app is way too powerful and easy to use. Let's michiganize it.

So what if hundreds of other organizations use this thing straight out of the box with great success? Michigan is special. Michiganize it!

We're not buying this phenomenal thing unless we can michiganize it.

by Frizzlebiscuit October 10, 2010