One who is really messy when they sleep. For example, excessive drooling, pissing, or wet dreaming, or possibly all three of these.
Devin: Hey Sean. Have you heard that George sleeps with a plastic bedsheet?
Sean: Yeah, I have. There's like a lake of piss every time he sleeps. Oh and do you know that kid Chris?
Devin: Yeah. His pillow gets soaked whenever he sleeps on it. I think he might have a drooling problem.
Sean: They are such messy sleepers.
Devin: Agreed.
Sean: Yeah, I have. There's like a lake of piss every time he sleeps. Oh and do you know that kid Chris?
Devin: Yeah. His pillow gets soaked whenever he sleeps on it. I think he might have a drooling problem.
Sean: They are such messy sleepers.
Devin: Agreed.
by doctord0192 December 25, 2007
Get the messy sleeper mug.A term originally coined by members of the 27th Infantry Battallion of the Irish Defence Forces used to declare a statement as truth. Can also be used to challenge a statement in question format. It is dishonourable to lie under oath of a real message. Originated as a message over SINCGARS radio during a training exercise. It is now in use among the Dublin civilian population.
by Chicaneauto October 1, 2018
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Chris's Answer-phone: - Hi, how you doing? I'm not here at the moment. But please leave a 'messarge', after the tone.
Josh - Alright mate, just Josh here. Thought I'd leave you a little messargini to let you know I'm missing you on your travels around the world. Have a lovely time.
Josh - Alright mate, just Josh here. Thought I'd leave you a little messargini to let you know I'm missing you on your travels around the world. Have a lovely time.
by josh190889 January 4, 2010
Get the messargini mug.A person who can say completely bitchy things to a person over a text message
But is a complete coward in person
But is a complete coward in person
(Text conversation)
Girl-hey I don't like you anymore
Boy-what why?
Girl-i like someone else but don't talk to me if you see me
Boy-your such a text message bitch!
Girl-hey I don't like you anymore
Boy-what why?
Girl-i like someone else but don't talk to me if you see me
Boy-your such a text message bitch!
by sensitive94 April 16, 2009
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Text messages from your ex girlfriend/ex boyfriendusually wanting something they can't have. Don't give it to them.
Text messages from your ex girlfriend/ex boyfriendusually wanting something they can't have. Don't give it to them.
Antonio - hey you got a text message.
Brad - thanks. oh no its not a text message. it's from my
ex clarissa. It's an ex message.
Antonio - oh okay an ex message I get it. Thanks for explaining that one to me.
Brad - No problem. So what you doing later?
Antonio - Oh i don't know, thought i'd stay in.
Brad - Oh how lovely.
Antonio - yeah thanks... don't you want to know what i'm doing?
Brad - erm yeah sure.
Antonio - I thought i'd just stay in as well.
Brad - Right...
Antonio - You're so hot.
Brad - What?
Antonio - nothing... (whipers) i love you.
Brad - thanks. oh no its not a text message. it's from my
ex clarissa. It's an ex message.
Antonio - oh okay an ex message I get it. Thanks for explaining that one to me.
Brad - No problem. So what you doing later?
Antonio - Oh i don't know, thought i'd stay in.
Brad - Oh how lovely.
Antonio - yeah thanks... don't you want to know what i'm doing?
Brad - erm yeah sure.
Antonio - I thought i'd just stay in as well.
Brad - Right...
Antonio - You're so hot.
Brad - What?
Antonio - nothing... (whipers) i love you.
by Rickitson January 19, 2008
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I woke in the middle of the night to an inbox full of ex messages, my old boyfriend really thinks text poetry is the way to my heart...puhleeze.
by ALY79 July 7, 2008
Get the Ex Messages mug.A Messy Jessie is any girl who really likes it up the butt and will take it from any guy, anywhere, but also keeps a steady boyfriend who has no idea. A level 2 Messy Jessie is when her boyfriend has heard the stories, but doesn't believe his "little angel" would do that.
Short- MJ, Dirty MJ
Short- MJ, Dirty MJ
Girl 1- That girl has more cum in her ass than a gay porn star.
Girl 2- Yeah, she's a real Messy Jessie.
Girl 2- Yeah, she's a real Messy Jessie.
by FattyMatty November 2, 2012
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