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a metric shit ton

The weight of the titanic or another object of similar mass. ie. 52,310 tons
by A metric shit ton September 4, 2016
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merican

shortened form of 'a-merican' but may generally decribe someone who doesn't believe another world exists outside their national borders. generally stupid, ill-educated and naive. eats garbage but thinks it's food, votes republican or democrat but still says they're expressing choice. believes in God but doesn't see the implications! believes Jesus is cool but still can't see the implications!! believes in the antichrist 'without' but not 'within'. supports the zionazi state of israel without question. believes in the 'american dream' but only by being permanently asleep to the truth.
a. 'that was like talking to the wall!'

b. 'Aw, bless 'em, must be merican'
by Hedley Clubnobber September 4, 2006
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mericon

In the game Scarface: "The World Is Yours", Tony Montanna shouts alot of things, some of them being "COCK SUCKING MERICONS!!"
by dbz123 May 13, 2007
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metric system

The special move commonly used by experimental band Indiephone during instances of mortal combat.

During a spirited performance of their hit Metrixxx, Orpheus Higginsigginsabottle-Smyth (the EU High Comissioner for Units at the time), jumped onto the stage and began to verbally abuse frontman The Ridiculous Sleeve for what he called his uneuropean propaganda.

The High Comissioner was not heard from until 3 days afterwards, when he emerged, naked and shaking, from a sewage pipe near Cardiff. When asked to recount his ordeal, his only words were "They went metric on my arse".
Indiephone on the metric system: LET'S GO METRIC!
SUPER E-LECTRIC!
by Tim The Manager March 1, 2008
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metric fuckton

One metric fuckton is exactly 10x more than a fuckload. This unit of measurement is the highest, and should be scarcely used in daily conversation unless truly warranted.
The population of China is exactly one metric fuckload.
by Max Reasons August 28, 2004
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Merriam

The lenght of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.
Cyanide's merriam was 18 inches long!
by Kasheck May 10, 2008
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Merrimac St.

The illest street in University Heights in Buffalo, NY. Known for late night fireworks, epic chalk drawings, and crowded porches. Inhabitants of this street are mostly Indian grad students, earning the area the nicknames "little india" and "curry street." The greatest houses on this street are obviously 18 and 11, who have frequent visits from the police in all forms, including bicycle cops. Anyone who lives in these houses are champion drinkers.
Freshman 1: YO where's the best party at tonight ?
Freshman 2: You serious bro ? What kind of question is that ? It's obviously goin down hard on Merrimac St.
by FITSbabyyy September 16, 2010
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