TOP SLUT WHO HAS A MASS CAMEL TOE AND ALL SHE DOES WHEN SHE GOES TO PEOPLE HOUSES IS EAT ALL THEIR FOOD THEN GO FOR A MASS SHIT AND LAYS A MONSTER THEN LEAVES THEN WHEN SHE LEAVES THE MONSTER COMES TO LIFE AND SUFFOCATES EVERYBODY THEN EVERYONE DIES THEN SHE STEALS PEOPLES PHONES THEN GOES ON SNAPCHAT AND SPAMS EVERYONE THEN SHE GOES ON MY FACEBOOK AND TWITTER AND FRAPES EVERYONE THEN NOW THAT SHE HAS A NEW PHONE SHE GOES SHAG EVERY SLUT SHE CAN FIND THEN WHEN SHE FUCKS THEM SENSELESS SO GOES AND RAIDS ALL THEIR CUBOARDS THEN GOES GIVE BIRTH TO ANOTHER FOOD BABY THEN GOES TO EVERY FOOD SHOP AND HOLDS THE PEOPLE AT GUN POINT TILL SHE GETS HARD SEX AND A FREE MEAL THEN SHE GOES HOME AND SITS AND WATCHES FRIENDS
by angelrocker November 25, 2013
Get the Meganmug. She's a stubborn irish bitch. She is too obsessed with some shows. She believes that she is the best person on earth, but shes not. She is so two faced. We used to be friends, but im glad i got to see her true colors. Thankfully, now, we are not friends.
by DeliaJune August 19, 2011
Get the Meganmug. A lovely girl, usually with ash blonde hair and blue eyes. Very tall, and athletic. Loves pizza and icecream, a megan will always be there for you if you need her. You would be lucky to know a Megan. Although she can have a bad attitude, megan's are usually very hype, and like to lie on the floor shouting 'SUPERMAN!!'
by the.best.youve.ever.had October 13, 2011
Get the Meganmug. A typically pretty girl with a mismatched ugly personality. She is easily impressed by money and sex, so much that she will try to bang essentially anything that breathes, male or female. As vindictive as she is, she has the ability to gather large crowds of followers, only until they see her true colors. Megans usually possess at minimum one (1) STD and many sad stories in which they are ALWAYS the victim. A Megan can hide her true hideous ways for years on end, sinking her claws into her unsuspecting victims deeper, thus making the judgement day all the more painful. Megans are promiscuous, vile & untrustworthy. Proceed with caution if you are ever near one.
Guy 1: What's up with Josh? He seems depressed & keeps scratching his package.
Guy 2: It's the herp..
Guy 1: Got himself a Megan, eh?
Guy 1: Yep.
Guy 2: It's the herp..
Guy 1: Got himself a Megan, eh?
Guy 1: Yep.
by GhostInYourLife September 9, 2012
Get the Meganmug. A super bossy girl that complains a lot. Sometimes, she's really nice, but other times she's a complete bitch. She's mean to most people and doesn't have many true friends. She's really athletic and is a good runner. She's one of those people that is super skinny but calls herself fat.
That girl is so mean to everyone! She has like no friends because she pushes them all away. She must be a Megan.
by Bunny_Loves_Mama_Wolf March 6, 2013
Get the Meganmug. Megan is a whore
Megan sleeps with 50 guys in a single day and is also a Winey bitch (I'm writing this using my own name oops)
by MEGANISACUNT_OOPS April 3, 2016
Get the Meganmug. Sometimes dosent know when to shut up and can be a whore who will act all inocent but her inner skank will show
by Megan... November 23, 2014
Get the Meganmug.