Masterbake

the act of masterbating while under the influence of marijuana.

I'm gonna smoke a blunt and go masterbake.

by nicolipolieolie January 8, 2011

extreme masterbation

masterbating so hard it gives you a nice warm feeling then hurts

guy 1-i did some extreme masterbation today
guy 2-did it hurt?
guy 1 at the end, yes.

by rob billy June 18, 2011

matterbate

matt from twith who indeed is an eternal sex god

matt wants matterbate while reading this but he is live streaming

by matterbate February 23, 2014

Masterboater

A female that motorboats her own breasts.

Hey Kaitlyn I can motorboat my own boobs! Hey Kim you're a masterboater!

by KennethG October 4, 2014

Masterbatingly

Adverb : a state of loneliness so consistent that masterbation is as common or more common then the act of taking a breath.

I am happily masterbatingly single.

by Cheyboy818 December 17, 2015

Masternate

Slang, verb.

The order of progressively creepy moves being made by an awkward coworker. Starting out at slow offensive gestures increasing into larger more harassment crimes. Making sexual jokes or physically harassing coworkers, but not enough to get you fired. If you fail to identify the creepy coworker, you are the creepy coworker. AKA The Masternator.

John loves to masternate Susan, telling everyone how he wants to bend her knee and fuck it with his dick.

by GGLeroy December 5, 2016

Masternate

When one rubs steak seasoning on their genitals before receiving oral sex

"Yeah she wanted to give me head, but I had to masternate before hand"

by DampedMaple March 13, 2020