Holistic massage therapy

Another name for a blowjob

Honestly, honey, I'm not fooling around on you. I had to go to the clinic for my holistic massage therapy.

by wetcoaster September 15, 2006

chocolate eye massage

The placing of an individuals anus atop another individuals fully opened eyeball.

Peter eyeball was moist and raw with anticipation for the chocolate eye massage he was about to receive.

Jessica had no idea which of last week's chocolate eye massage gave her the pinkeye.

by Chocolate Body Massage Machine November 5, 2012

Danish Scalp Massage

A particular grip used for holding another person's head when he/she is performing oral sex on you. Hold around the back of his/her head with both hands and control the motion and speed of the oral sex.

Sarah gave me a blowjob last night, but she was kind of a rookie, so I gave her a danish scalp massage to guide her through it.

by Scrootie McBoogerballs July 27, 2012

Zandayyy Foot massage

In which, a child unleashes karate chops to your toes and ankle and then proceeds to suck them, The child is also known for selling feet pics

EG: Crafting Vegeto Feet pics

Give me the Zandayyy Foot massage Please

The Zandayyy Special gave Cam a boner

by ChazzaLovesSalt February 28, 2020

Massage School Denial

When a massage school student and is in denial of the fact that she is on the path to becoming a prostitute by taking the techniques of massage far too seriously and ignoring the fact that they are essentially training to be a euphemism for a hooker.

She's actually wondering how she's goingb to end up paying her tuition for massage school, she's in total massage school denial.

by Ford Leiden January 13, 2010

greek foot massage

when receiving a foot massage the massuesse flips you over and forcibly shoves there thumb up your rectum

freind :how was the massage

victim :good till i found out it was a "greek foot massage "

by lulzilla October 21, 2008

Kentucky back massage

When you have anal and jizz all over your partners back and rub your balls on their back and the jizz speads around their back

Burke: i just had Kentucky back massage.
Carlie: whats that?
Burke:Here I will show you!
Carlie:Okay(takes off clothes)
Burke:( Jizzes on carlies back and spreads it around with his balls)
Carlie: that felt good

by The unkn0wn May 28, 2012