Mashed Potatoes

your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed :0

explanation: chewing potatoes mashes them ;)

To me, you are a mashed potato (mashed potatoes).

by allyson and ashley and audrey December 1, 2020

Mash Nap

Where on masturbates then naps immediately after.

Alex took herself to her bedroom for a quick mash nap.

by Somewhere soon March 27, 2022

Mash potatoe

When a man penis is not getting firm and he is trying every which way to over come his softness of the penis.

I can't believe he had nerves to talk all this sex talk on what he was going to do in bed with me, but he was mash potatoe, cover his face in shame.

by Soft dick May 29, 2019

Mashed Potankles

When your ankles are so weak that every step feels like you're standing on dig poo.

Chloe's been diagnosed with mashed potankles, she won't be able to walk for weeks.

by Gkeys May 17, 2021

Mash potato

Mash potato is a unit of measure for a single nut. The ratio between mash potato and tigers is 13:1

I’ve tightened that bolt to 8 mash potato. That’s roughly 0.615 tigers.

by B shift oxford June 20, 2021

Mashing the Banana

a term used to describe the act of vigorously stroking the penis at a pace that generates a ‘mashing’ sensation. Also closely related to 'mashin the nana'.

Hey, where'd Cody go?
He's off Mashing the Banana no doubt.

by tripppers October 24, 2011

bangas and mash

Bangas and mash is the average bogans dinner every night containing mashed potatoes and an overcoocked sausage. If the so called bogan has breeded a kid “bangas and mash” will be a very popular dinner seeing as they have it every night over in the south west side of the town called the ghetto.

Male:what’s for dinner love?
Female:bangas and mash
Male:I’ll start up the barbie

by Booooooooop blep January 23, 2018