Marathaggot

NOUN 1. A hybrid form of fitness faggot who is often seen in urban areas running in large herds, holding up traffic and sweating through tiny shorts.

I'm going to be late to work because of this stupid detour around a herd of Marathaggots.

by Timmy Bowden September 25, 2011

marital

Single, Married, Divorced, Widowed and in relationship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my marital status: i am in RELATIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!

by ..:::JaY-CooL:::.. October 20, 2005

maritujuana

Mr. Mackey's way of saying marijuana.

Maritujuana is bad.

by xI Love Toweliex October 7, 2003

Marp!

An expression used when one mispronounces a word, trips on his/her own two feet, makes an awkward hand or facial gesture, and/or imitates a mentally handicapped person.

person one: I got caught pissing in the girls bathroom sink.
Person two: MARRRRRRRRP!

by Chloe May 21, 2004

Marpat

A shabbbby nockoff of the Canadian Armed Forces digital camoflauge...

bloggins -
hey see that yank with horrible weapons handling who can't speak or lead and has a sgt rank?

greyman -yeah

bloggins - yeah he's wearing marpat, a ripoff of cadpat, damn i wish the cf had the money for cool shit like the usa...

greyman - i hope their stupid reservists don't bomb us again....

bloggins - if they do our snipers won't save their asses again.

greyman and bloggins go for beers eh.

by bloggins December 28, 2004

march marathon

The act of jacking off the same number of times as the day. March 3rd, jack off 3 times that day.

Note: Mostly, only faggots do this.

March Marathon

by Centurion224 March 6, 2009

Marlton

A horrible upper-middle class Philadelphian suburb in South Jersey filled with awful, fake, snobby deceptive people, and the tools who are used by them. One would think that because Marlton is a relatively wealthy town that there wouldn't be so many white trash lowlifes (the product of a bratty childhood and careless parenting) as well as skanky rubbish high school sluts, but lo and behold, there are! Every time someone from West Deptford or Washington Twp comes here, something bad happens because they taint the population with their trailerpark way of life. Marlton is also home of Cherokee High School, where the jock mentality is INDEED in full swing and the collar-popping douchebags on the football team who think they're badass because they drank 5 Natty Lites Friday night, and actually do NOT have any potential future in athletics, are treated like gold. Anyone who is not a jock is even worse... an emo kid... someone who thinks they can play guitar but can't. There is also a high population of fake Italians or "guidos", with annoying fake accents and ugly blowout haircuts trying to copy Carmine Gotti, while thinking Spanish words are Italian and that spaghetti and meatballs with Domino's Pizza is a "classic Italian dish". Very few cool down to earth people live here (some aren't "rich" enough to simply pack up and leave), as most have taken the opportunity to get the fuck out. If you're smart or at very least a decent person, LEAVE as soon as you graduate from CHS. Otherwise, if you're just another rude piece of snobby Jersey trash or TPT who likes ICP, stay and rot.

I've had the misfortune of growing up in a shitty place like Marlton.

by Jerzy is DIRTY July 16, 2008