nut mares

a terrible nut enduced dream, cause by eating nuts before going to sleep.

joe: "Hey Kent I shouldn't have eaten that handfull of delicious Pistachios before i went to bed last night, I had the most terrible crazy dreams."

kent: "Well Joe it sound to me you had acase of the Nut Mares!!"

by spoondude March 7, 2011

San Marcos Steamer

San Marcos Steamer
1. When you take a fresh dump and save a turd, then place that turd into an enemy's drying laundry.

Chad: dude..just take a dump..and when he is drying his clothes...go put the turd in the dryer lmfao

Josh: we call that a san marcos steamer
Source: Chad P., San Marcos, TX

by Chad P. March 21, 2008

Marcos

a guy who thinks heś cool

Marcos:2+2 is 4 -1 is 3
sam:???? i should reconsider being ur friend

by pam the ham June 16, 2018

Dark Marcsun

n. A sometimes-flatulent, occasionally narcissistic denizen of Dereth, known for his raucous drinking binges with Ulgrim and known for his high vita and more than occasional impotence.

"Did you see Dark Marcsun last night? He was three sheets to the wind and that sure isn't going to help the old erectile disfunction any!"

by Asheron's Call March 8, 2004

macrosleep

Longer than a microsleep but shorter than a nap.

I gotta was to bed man, I've been macrosleeping during the second half of the game and missed the goal.

by HighburyFresh March 20, 2014

marcos macias

someone who has personality but not looks. Is shy but wants attention

stop bieng a marcos macias and start talking to girls

by yeeters May 23, 2016

Marcos

A kind hearted guy. He always knows how to make someone smile and laugh. He is serious and knows how to defend himself when necessary. He can always make your day, even if it's with a birthday song. ;)

I would love to have a Marcos as a best friend

by Aidin Carter February 16, 2017