Maria Alford

Maria is absolutely perfect in all ways, they're beautiful, funny and loud but we all love their goofiness.

We all appreciate them so much.
On a scale of 1 - 10 they'd be an 11.
Maria is so kind, amazing and an all over amazing human being.

We all love them.

Bella: Maria Alford is perfect, I love them so much.
Brooklyn: Maria Alford Is so kind, sweet, and generous.

by BellaForTheWin April 9, 2021

Maria

Maria is the most enchanting, righteous, powerful individual you will ever lay your eyes upon. She is the one and only person who is worthy of possessing worshippers. In fact each and every person on this planet shall be punished for not doing so.

Hey look at that godly being over there! It must be Maria!!!

by Maria’s worshipper September 1, 2021

Maria Chiara

a fantasticaaaa

Person 1 "see that's Maria Chiara"
Er Faina "A fantasticaaaa"

by the return of the gabibba November 23, 2021

Maria

It's actually a sweet latin name, but sometimes been used as a slang for marijuana.

In the song Travis Scott - Maria I'm Drunk he quotes " lookin' for Maria " which is mean marijuana/weed. Not a latin girl alright!

--- SOME DRUG DEALIN' SCENES ---
Saramhe : Hey you good some goodies ?
Drug dealer: What do you lookin' for brodie ?
Saramhe : I'm looking for Maria.
Drug Dealer : Alright here you go, give me the money now moves! fast!
Saramhe: Understandable, have a great day!

by Leonardo da Vinci II December 28, 2021

de'mariana

This name makes you very rare so she is trustworthy and loyal and smart very pretty and will also be know as a person who lights upthe room when she walks in she can start of shy but once you get to know her she is crazy funny as ever . She is very easy to love but its hard sometime for her to love other people if she loves you you should really call your self lucky .she is very nice but can be very mean when it comes down to it you will never find a person like her so if you get her you may want to keep her

Thank you De'Mariana

by De'Mariana December 23, 2016

Clueless Maria

Clueless Maria is a very common thing. It happens quite frequently. It’s whenever Maria is being clueless. For an example: taking things literally, not understanding basic knowledge, and just being a Maria.

Holland: There’s a scene in this film where audiences will feel like they’ve been punched in the face.

Clueless Maria: Wow so like we are going to feel a punch ??!!?

by Kaela🥰 May 26, 2019

Bloody Mariah

When you eat a girl out and she is on her period.

Yo did you and Mariah mess around yesterday?
Yeah I ate her out but she was on her period?
Oh sounds like you got a Bloody Mariah

by SnacksizeSnickersbar February 27, 2020