ManDonalds

A term used for an imaginary place where low-class men can be "found". Such as a male that will not be dated, but will be called for a quick hook-up to satisfy female urges.

Instead of shopping at the Gentleman's Emporium, she got her hook-up from ManDonalds.

by MauMauTheVege December 26, 2011

Mayonnaise Biscuit

A mayonnaise biscuit is when an a gay male, during anal sex, cums into the rectum of the other gay male. The male who did the cumming, the proceeds to eat the cum out of the other butt-hole. (Oh and during this entire process Wham's greatest hits is playing in the back ground.) Typically an original Mayonnaise biscuit is done by an older gay male into a Twink but a "Lite Mayonnaise Biscuit" may be fulfilled when said Twink ejaculates into the older males butt-hole and then eats it.

Did you see the smile
On him today?! Robert totally ate a mayonnaise biscuit out of Noah annihilated Twink ass last night!!

Noah came into work all smiles today! Must've convinced Old Man Robert to let him get a "Lite Mayonnaise Biscuit" in last night before Noah was tucked into bed with "warm milk."

by BangoSkaank July 15, 2014

Mayonnaise Dipper

The person who eats alone in the cafeteria because nobody wants to sit with someone who dips food in mayonnaise.

Don't sit with Louis he's a mayonnaise dipper.

by FranknBeans October 29, 2014

mayonnaise baptism

Ejaculating all over a girl's forehead. Must cover area between the eyebrows and hairline.

"Did you see what OJ did to that girl! He gave her a proper mayonnaise baptism!"

by Player_in_the_hood October 17, 2015

manyourism

The act of busting the biggest load to where you have an anurism and start to violently shake while your still ejaculate.

"damn he just had an manyourism and died."

by Lolzzzzzzzz6666969 June 2, 2017

mayonnaise pocket

To insert ones spit lubed middle and index finger into both nasal passageways of an unsuspecting bistander.

“That was such a good mayonnaise pocket, I got more booger on my finger than he got spit in his nose!”

by Gabitron2000 November 23, 2017

manson girl

A girl who seems like she would of been part of Manson's crew back in the day.
Tends to fetishize mental ilness and mentally unstable men
Generally did a little to much acid, a little crazy, and is into casual sex with older men

Guy 1: So what's melissa like?
Guy 2: Total Manson girl unless you're bat shit insane you've got no chance

by Cooneroo March 7, 2018