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Major Charles Ingram 

CHEATING £1 million winner of Who want to be a millionaire in 2001. After a person in the audience coughed at every option mentioned when it was correct!
During a game.... harry played a barely noticeable foul and tried to continue . Dave noticed the foul and was unsure. Harry's brother Jase defended his brother in this and kept conferring throughout the game. The match went forward. Later harry when questioned on CHEATING denied doing so Dave replied in true sarcasm: "I'm not saying your a Cheat but the name Major Charles Ingram comes to mind." To which the crowd roared with laughter.
Major Charles Ingram by Juan Sheet 82 September 14, 2017
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major award 

A lamp in the shape of a leg.

Comes from the novel “In God We Trust, All Others Pat Cash” and it’s film adaptation “a Christmas Story”.
The Old Man: it’s a major award.
Onlooker: a major award... it looks like a lamp!
The Old Man: it is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it’s a major award!
major award by camrylong November 26, 2017
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major damage 

What TV salesman Phil swift says to buckets, after he stabs then and saws them with a chainsaw and gives them allota DAMAGE!!!!!!!!! this word can be used to show the major destruction brought on by anything.
Aw man i just saw waterproofing my life with flex seal on youtube and phil swift got some MAJOR DAMAGE by jontron. phil swift is problably crying himself to sleep rn.
Synonymous with cliteromegaly , or an enlarged clitoris , very large almost dick sized organ associated with hyperangrogenemic syndromes
This chick had a clit so big it was like a speed bump, a real majoris
Majoris by Davedale July 18, 2019

major league mess up 

Also known as a mlmu, it is used to describe a moment when someone (including yourself) humiliates themselves, reveals a secret they didn't want to reveal, says something bad, etc. In public or in front of the boys, and Is so bad that it can only be described as a major league mess up
Person 1: hey, did you hear that (famous person) said the n-word on their social media account?

Person 2: yeah bro, that was a major league mess up

major weenie vibes 

When Mahala gives off major weenie vibes.
"I wanna sit in the middle of the jet ski" That gives off major weenie vibes.

Major Donkey

fat ass fat ass fat ass
i'll deadass tear that shit up
Major Donkey by goth coot September 24, 2020