Twat Mahal

The glorious palace which contains Jay, Dan, Chris, Ben, Russell, Rachael, and soon to be Simon.

I got roofied at the Twat Mahal last night.

I got Teabagged at the Twat Mahal last night.

by Simon Kerr May 7, 2008

Mahali

If you ever meet a Mahali, run, quickly! She’s a scary person who you really don’t want to be close with. She is very competitive and will bash you.

Mahali will actually bash you Caleb lmao

by Squidling Lord June 4, 2021

Maha

a wild cow. A hurricane. She isnt quite princess to a man

LOOK AT THIS MAHA COW

by Meerab November 5, 2019

Maesa

The pigment in a baboon's skin that causes it's ass to be a bright tulip red!

"Jeez, that man's face looks like it has Maesa in it!!!!"

by YOURGRANMA March 7, 2009

Mahalia

If you be friends with a Mahalia, Rule #1. NEVER be friends with her because the start begins with fun and happiness but in the end she will do you dirty.

Mahalia will talk shit about you to your close friends and act like she didn't do anything wrong and that you don't trust her. She will try to act better than you and look prettier and go all out just to out shine you, even on an important day to you, including she will take photos in a bra, G-string and no clothes so all eyes go on her. Mahalia will try and get accounts of a boy you might like and will start snapping him and talk shit about you. ♡♡♡

Girl1: Hey, isn't that Mahalia?
Girl2: I wouldn't be friends with her because she isn't a good friend to people who care about her.

by Unkown.xoxo July 20, 2022

mahak

Any girl named mahak, is chubby, has attained sex education by her sister, determined for her future. She has her highest compatibility with a boy named Priyam. Only a priyam can achieve a mahak.

hey, look at that couple, that boy priyam. girl can only be mahak

by ashwin6969 June 13, 2019

mahal kita

it means "son of a bitch ; son of a whore; fuck."

j : hey! you!
c : me?
j : yes, you!
c : uhm, okay? what do u want?
j : mahal kita!
c : w-what did you just said?
j : i said mahal kita!!!
c : oh.. *blush* uhm.. okay- m-me too.
j : WHY TF ARE U BLUSHING ?! AND NEVERMIND, U'RE SO MEAN! *walks away*
c : ....

by wifenisana <3 November 20, 2021