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Premature Mastication

The act of eating before all the guests are seated and/or blessing has been given. Often seen during Thanksgiving dinners or other formal gatherings
Jimmy engages in premature mastication. I just saw him sneaking a deviled egg from the table.
by Ow Chap November 15, 2019
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Mystical Mary Jane

Mystical Mary Jane is the ultimatum of all Mary Jane's. The best weed and the least smoked. Mystical Mary Jane loves you, and you love her forever. Its origination is unknown and is a medium sized indica/sativa. Thousands of diamonds is the only explanation of what she looks like. With a THC count of above 40%, you are sure to be high for over 8 hours. (great for a movie-thon) Do not be fooled by imitations or rappers with gold chains claiming they got the bomb....its a plot against you because if you know you have it, you DONT TELL A SOUL!
a verse dedicated to Mystical Mary Jane

who like to stay medicated, meditating
Off bud all the hata’s out there hating
Im wavin mystical mary hazen
Make reality cave in like a rasin
Im just saying, its amazing
How the endo long time stay blazin,
Like amen in layman, its crayzin
So much thc my eyes is glazing
The power of bud, hard to maintain
I like to stay simple with a simple brain
Im feelin the strain, my eyes is sprained
Taste buds like the sweetness of sugar cane
Smoke along with me, forget your pain
After this hit, you’ll be back again
So when you get high, don’t forget the name

Mystical mary jane.

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by Mos Request August 26, 2009
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Musticate

The accidental or purposeful chewing of ones own mustache.
I musticate every time I eat a sandwich
by Crew Jew September 9, 2011
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Mystifier

A female who has penis but keeps it a secret until it is revealed to the person they are attempting to have intercourse with
Me and my girl where about to go down until I found out she was a mystifier
by JupiterLOJ February 12, 2017
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masticando tela

A Colombian term used when describing that you can see someone’s ass crack because the pants get stuck between their cheeks, when translated it means chewing cloth.
Oye estás masticando tela
Hey you’re masticando tela
by Stupidsuicidalasshoe November 30, 2019
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mysticia

a girl who a short asian girl who look mexican with big tots and long hair. when she drunk she usually put her hand over face and yell wait wait, ahhh dont look at me
daaaaammmn, look at mysticia with those tit o bitties !
by felicia summer July 8, 2009
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masticle

Damn son! That's as big as a masticle!
by Honkey ass bitch March 9, 2004
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