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morning meeting

Giving your boss a blowjob, usually for personal pleasure and also to move up the ladder faster within the company
Person 1: I've been having a lot of morning meetings.
Person 2: Damn you're going to go from analyst to vice president in record time. I bet your jaw is sore.
by zimdoh February 20, 2022
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Morbin Time

A term used in positive occasions, simmilar to the word awesome. It is originated by the positive reaction of fans to the sucessful movie "Morbius", stared by Jared Letto.
- Man, I'm gonna watch morbius for the 13th time this week.

- Yeah man, It's Morbin time!
by O TANTINHO May 31, 2022
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scooter mobbing

the act of scootering without fear of obstacle, using a self propelled two wheeled scooter. Generally scooter mobs will engage in ritual challanges to gain respect from their peers and possible acceptance into a developing mob. Once accepted, a mob member can begin then their adventuring, and with at least three mob members present, they can begin scooter mobbing.

WARNING: Know your domain! If you and your buddies think it might be fun to go for a "free scoot" beware of nearby mobs. Scooter Mobs are know to be highly territorial and fearless. They will attack if they feel threatened or if they feel you are damaging the scooter name and way of life.

Also if there aint three members present you aint 'scooter mobbng' foo.
Coud Dolazo: "hey man wanna go mobbin', then vandalize some public property"

Sketer Plabe: "the f**k man, we are scooter mobsters not hooligans! I will go scooter mobbing with you only if you find a third member, and respect mother nature"

Coud Dolazo: "sure thing, my bad, brother"
by teh scootster January 22, 2010
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Velvet Morning

The type of morning you have when you're having tea and sitting with your rich parents and thinking "the minister's booked and the Paris flat is getting readied, life is good" when your poor little farmer boy soon-to-be-fiancé arrives and tells you he doesn't love you and wants to shack up with his Anne with an e.
Gilbert dumped me this morning. What a velvet morning.
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Strawberry Morning

a meme of an elephant that has been spread around. the strawberry morning elephant is an elephant-shaped strawberry with a stem that is probably supposed to be a hat?? there is text underneath it in Arabic that translates to this word being written about.
Person 1: hey man strawberry morning elephant

Person 2: hell yeah

Person 3: oh my fucking god stop posting that goddamn elephant
by KnownAsOmega2436 May 5, 2023
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Morning Doubt

1)Waking up first thing in the Morning and Seriously Doubting you'll amount to anything !
2)Waking up first thing in the Morning and can in no way Envision Achieving any of the Goals you have set for Yourself !
Oh man, I've got a bad case of morning doubt, I should just stay in bed or get really drunk !
by TheBumOfQueens April 19, 2009
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