to chill to an extreme level
your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care
monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick
your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care
monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick
person a: heard you had a heavy night last night, you gonna come out tonight?
person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out
peson a: ahhh good call!
person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out
peson a: ahhh good call!
by cboi blad April 20, 2009

a better version of mong (rape sumone to death and jump on their stomach so semen squirts out their pussy)
by rubystein March 6, 2021

i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.
by CheezyClit69 June 22, 2022

by marshall banana June 12, 2004

Mong is when you are completely zoned out and can't hear anyone and look like you are focusing heavily on your own thought
by Coresdaman123456789 July 30, 2022

We are the greatest mongs!
by Alexander - author February 12, 2022
