Why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?

Because they're Minecraft villager, how the hell can you expect them to be smart???

GIVE ME MENDING!!! why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?

by ProSkillz404 June 21, 2022

50 Ways To die in Minecraft

I series made by @jayRiott/JakeEyes that consists of references. "There once was a king, who, uh, TNT, Werehouse?" "Kill him" *dies*

GO WATCH 50 WAYS TO DIE IN MINECRAFT NOW RIGHT NOW CURIOSITY WILL KILL THE CAT EVENTUALLY

by RoseRed669 January 18, 2023

hello guys welcome back to my channel today we will be playing minecraft

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by bruhlike1028idkwhyallaretaken9 January 8, 2022

Minecrastinate

The act of procrastinating while doing it through Minecraft.

I didn't want to study for my finals, so I minecrastinated.

by OfficialXlous June 9, 2014

Golden Mineshaft

When you put your penis in a woman's ass and urinate.

Yeah, I gave her the golden mineshaft last night.

by Sucklemy Nutsackleton February 2, 2016

Make minecarts faster

"Make minecarts faster" is a catchphrase commonly said in camman18 shorts. It references the fact that minecarts take so much effort to set up but are basically useless as they are slower than even SPRINTING.

Literally every short by camman18: "Also make minecarts faster"

by mb6fbhsphdrcb February 27, 2023

minecraft gang

A meme gang that represents a video game called Minecraft. Rivals with Roblox Gang. Gang Colors is Green, Brown, Orange. The gang has many gang signs like Roblox gang does

Person 1: Shoots a roblox gangster
Person 2: Oh yeah! Who lotta Minecraft Gang shit!!

by BitterJigs December 18, 2017