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Miltown

An old sedative / muscle relaxer / anti anxiety medication. It was found to be dangerously addictive but was safer than the barbiturates which came before it.

Miltown has generally been replaced by good old Valium, Soma and other safer, more effective drugs.

The pills are mentioned frequently in the book "Mott The Hoople" which is where the band got its name from (The British band went on to give mega-star band Queen their start).

Mott, the main character, is addicted to Miltown and eats them constantly even while driving.

And yes, the drug was named after the town in NJ.
A good portion of the muscle relaxer Soma is metabolized into Miltown in the body, thus providing two drugs in one.

Damn, I'm gonna go to Miltown to get me some Miltown!

...And I'll be blasting Mott The Hoople while taking the pills.

Sheesh, good thing they didn't name a pill 'Allentown' or 'Levittown'. Those are two places that REALLY suck, and I'd imagine the drugs named for them would as well!
Actually they should just re-name Allentown "Crack Town" I think that's accurate and has a nice ring to it...
by Big Gaspar February 23, 2010
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Andy Milonakis

He's not really a kid, he's a 27 year old Network Administrator with a condition like Gary Coleman that makes him look young, and he does this stuff for fun and to annoy people.
I'm an FBI Agent! I'm an FBI Agent! Boop boop!
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Andy Milonakis is a comedian who suffers from a hormone imbalance that makes him look like a child. But he's hilarious either way, because he's so random.
"I hate myself. Have a nice day!" - Andy Milonakis, handing out smiley face baloons.
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millon

Large cock doesn’t tip
Millon is the goat
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Andy Milonakis

A Hilarious Show To Watch A Kid Doing Completely Random Stuff Until U Find Out Hes 29. I feel sorry for him.
"My Glasses Are Broken!" - andy milonakis
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Milcon

A drink comprised of milk and bacon. It can be served at any temperature. The taste is optimized when the bacon is allowed to soak in the bacon for several minutes. The milk is to be enjoyed slowly and with meaning, and the bacon is to be chewed thoroughly before swallowing.
"Hey Jaimi, I got some fresh Milcon. Want a glass?"

"Shit yeah bitches, Milcon is where it's at!"
by Kris Knudson March 18, 2009
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danm boy you miltenberger / he's miltenberger
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