Roblox Military Group

These groups range from trash all the way to not that bad. These groups always have those ads which show "Fighting" or some military guy with a gun and some text like "Fight for _____!" or something. and in reality they're all just training simulators, they do have "raids" but. Yea ive never seen that happen a lot. Theres something that every group has in common. In their academy game, they always have those "Raider gamepasses" or Gun gamepasses which your never going to be allowed to FUCKING USE because your "interrupting trainings" or "abusing power" Oh ok, reasonable right? your shooting your own team (if your in the group) or interrupting a training ruining some other guys experience! But. WHY EVEN FUCKING SELL THAT GAMEPASS IN THE FIRST PLACE, but sometimes you might actually have some good groups with good "trainings" and have fun being in a community of wannabe soldiers.

Timmy:"I joined the military"
Parent:"Huh? how, you can't eve-
Timmy:"I joined a Roblox Military Group"
Parent:"What the fuck is that oh and by the way I got to go buy some milk"

by somerandomnameiguess November 21, 2022

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Howe Military Academy

A private co-ed boarding school for Grades 7-12 located in Howe, IN. Founded in 1884.

My son graduated from Howe Military Academy in 2018.

by howemilitary April 3, 2019

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ignition military bomb

Joe

Muslim Nigga: I put an ignition military bomb in the classroom
White Emo Kid: Sweet!

by Big Fella 9000 October 17, 2019

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Operation Military Rescue

The Act of a female soldier giving an injured male soldier a blow job during battle.

John: Hey ed, you ok? I heard your leg was blown off during the mission.

Ed: You heard that right John!!! Not only did I get my leg patched up she gave me an Operation Military Rescue in the process!!!
proceeds to be given the metal of honor the following day

by duckbrawl42 February 22, 2021

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