eton mess

a nasty, posh, central london word for intercourse

what i did to david cameron's wife last night.

1: i saw david cameron yesterday
2: yeah and
1: i told him i eton messed his wife and now i got 100 hours of community service

by dickw44sh March 6, 2013

Tranny Hot Mess

(Adjective) a person who looks like they are "tore up from the floor up!" Similar to a "hot mess" but a million times worse, cause they also look like a prostitute/whore of a mess!

"whoa! you are a tranny hot mess"

by Muchacha Sucia August 8, 2008

stress mess

A person who is so thoroughly stressed out that they have just let themselves go.

Often looks crazy, tired, frumpy, and on edge for seemingly no reason. May also be prone to fits of crying and curling up in a ball.

Don't try talking to Jessica. She's been studying for finals all week and is a total stress mess.

by Peter W.N. October 16, 2010

Haute Mess

noun. Someone who envisions him or herself as being highly fashionable (haute couture) but, in actuality, is not. A more extreme hot mess.

Some of the contestants in the female impersonator show were a haute mess! Wendy Williams is a haute mess! Those designers on project runway created some haute mess!

by rildawg February 4, 2010

a mess

not looking rite; doing something or saying something thats not rite;stupid;needs to stop

you look a mess

by lil treezy March 12, 2003

Hot Mess

Something distasteful or unnatractive in nature; unpleasant or offensive.

"That multi-colored weave she's rockin' is a hot mess."
"Did you see his fake Rolex watch? Hot mess."

by DaveyDave January 15, 2006

hot mess

Someone or something that is extremely disorganized and/or in need of much improvement

Damn, did you see shorty at the club? She was a hot mess!

by Marc25 August 15, 2009