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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025
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Douche-Lumping

1. The act of automatically assuming that a person is an ignorant, obnoxious douchebag, just because he's a white American Male. Closely associated with reverse-racism and general xenophobia, but is most often perpetuated by over-politically-correct "open-minded" white hipster girls with no marketable skills but a shitload of opinions from their community college elective courses.

2. The act of twisting or otherwise misconstruing a white American male's words to comfortably pigeonhole him into a preconceived douchebag mold.
1. A white amercian male, Upon approaching a group of average african-americans at the bar, "Hey gentleman, how are we tonight?"
Followed by the ubiquitous "MmmHmm" and other familiar dismissals.
"Ohhhhh....I get it, cause I'm white you assume I'm an ignorant, obnoxious douchebag racist. That's kind of racist in itself, don't you think? you do know I went to public schools right? Don't douche-lump me."

2. A white american male, upon approaching a group of hipster girls "Hello, you girls are looking very nice tonight, how are things going?" or something to that effect.
Responded to with "eww no thanks, bruh, take your chauvinist misogynistic racist homophobic right wing conservative pro-life thirsty ass elsewhere, we don't live to have our looks judged by your prototypical male standards, blah blah blah."
"Whoa Whoa Whoa...okay, okay, I get it...cause I don't wear skinny jeans, have gauged ears and a man-bun i must be a douche. How about you worthless dumb american girls who couldn't cook an egg start thinking for yourselves and actually contribute to society instead of working at a super-cool piercing salon and regurgitating mindless activist crap you read on your favorite blog this morning? Quit douche-lumping me."

3. White american male "That bartender cut me off, how gay is that?."
White hipster girl "oh my god you said gay, blah blah" sneers and ugly looks.
"Yeah yeah, it's 2015, not 1995, I know. Shut the fuck up, quit douche-lumping me."
by HeyitsGinoB69 October 28, 2015
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I ain’t no Willy lump lump

Wife: “Joel you got that right.”
Husband: “I know. I ain’t no Willy lump lump.”
by Abcefu631 December 26, 2021
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lump meat

A males penis that is gurthy. One that has enormously large gameCOCK for ur chicken COOP.
Ey, ey boy, let me pull up and grab sum of that lump meat.
by Mandy Lou & James February 28, 2016
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Lumping

Essentially a very low effort run. Involves the bouncier motion found with running but the gait itself is that of a walk.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.
"How was your morning?"
"It was pretty good, Katrina and I went for a lump." (Noun)

"It too hot to run so im just gonna go lumping instead."
by Khocky April 17, 2023
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like it or lump it

another way of telling someone " (...) whether you like it or not (...)".
like it or lump it, IMHO the Italian Mafia should replace, in Quebec, the corrupt bureaucrats who let spiel of the conscruption industry keep unfolding
by Sexydimma June 6, 2014
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camel lumps

A bitch's puss when it hasnt been cleaned for atleast a month all of the sweat has accumulated towards the seem creating lumps!
Bitch Go Clean Dat Thang It Starting To Grow camel lumps! DAMN!
by Rbomb04 May 17, 2016
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