lumpy throat

the act of a man being afraid to talk to a woman. His throat gets dry and he can't speak.

AAWW you lumpy throat S.O.B. Quit being afraid and talk to her.

lumpy throat by prettyboy221 October 23, 2009

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Lumped by crabcake

Another word of saying you got owned. A phrase said to someone to put them down or when they lose a game.

You just got lumped by crabcake in that round!

Lumped by crabcake by broski10 April 22, 2009

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lumpatious • Lump • lumpy • lumpkin • lumping • lumpacious • lumped • Lumper • Lumphead • Lumpsack

Daniel Lumphead

A supermarket checkout assistant with a huge bony ridge on his forehead like a Klingon.

Monkus: Dad! Klingon alert!

Dad: Don't worry, its only Daniel Lumphead. Its David the Grunting Spacker you need to worry about.

Monkus: Shit, this place is full of retards.

Daniel Lumphead by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle June 19, 2009

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Hog Lumps

A fictitious brand-name of pork scratchings (or pork rinds) named in the movie Shaun of the Dead. Goes well with a pint of beer; package is v. aerodynamic.

Ed: "Shaun! Hog Lumps!"
A packet of Hog Lumps hits Shaun in the face.

Hog Lumps by SnaggPDX November 16, 2004