Luke

Someone who will make you laugh and smile. Also the best friend you can ask for and leads people in the right direction.

My friend Luke is super funny and nice

by IActDead May 28, 2013

Luke

He's smart, hilarious, caring, athletic, and fucking gorgeous. He'll make you feel like the luckiest woman in the world. Luke makes a great friend, a fantastic lover, and is loyal beyond belief. He has a great streak (a little dirty too) and can light up a room with his smile and charisma. All around, the greatest man you will ever meet and to be with him makes you the luckiest woman in the world.

Sasha: Guess what! I'm dating Luke!
Allie: NO WAY! YOU LUCKY BITCH!

by elo_800 November 15, 2016

Luke

Someone who is the best and talented at almost everything, mostly water-sports for example 'skiiing'. Luke can be also short for Leukemia. No-one can be as good as Luke because Luke is just too talented.

Person 1: Lost all my skiing races today to a guy called 'Brandon'

Person 2: Must be a Luke

by skiing.com July 5, 2012

luke white

someone who thinks he's black.

"Your such a luke white"

by danny n karys March 21, 2008

Luke's Revenge

When you piss a fictional character off so badly that he, she, or it gets your ass kicked in real life.

Steve: "Hey, did you hear about that guy who wrote that really sick story about this kid being turned into a baby?"
Bob: "No, what happened?"
Steve: "Well, he was a teacher and somebody told his school district about the story... guy got fired.."
Bob: "LOL, Luke's Revenge!"

by The Bladed Demon July 16, 2008

Luke Joseph DeSio

Lucas Joseph DeSio, a world acclaimed sketch artist, was born in Davis, California in 1998. Growing up in Davis, he learned the ins and outs of fermenting beer while working with his grandmother at her pastry shop. Due to the lack of alcoholics in schools, Lucious moved to Sacramento. There he met a young girl and his wife to be, Sophie who introduced him to the culture of "fungus tea". After many failed attempts and billions of dollars spent, Luke discovered the melody to combine fermentation and culturing. He would soon have fame and fortune but mainly, trouble. Luke started to get into prescription vitamins and met a 70's styled tranny, Karl. Their affair was discovered and Luke was shipped back to Paraguay. He is now attending school.

Luke Joseph DeSio couldn't swing after his arms were chopped off

by M0THER April 13, 2009

Luke

Just a nigga with a huge dick

Sup nigga luke got a big penis

by Donald J. Vrobama January 17, 2019