by wordweasel May 12, 2009
Get the chutney locker thief mug.1. Jake Locker is a current NFL quarterback who was drafted by the Tennessee Titans in the 2011 NFL Draft. He played college football at the University of Washington, where he was 619/1,148|7,639 yds|53 TDs|35 INTs. He also ran a pretty fast 40-yard dash, in which he ran a 4.59. As the Titans quarterback, he has compiled a 99.4 passer rating, 542 yds, 4 TDs, and no interceptions in 5 games. He hasn't started in any games.
2. An awesome quarterback who was drafted by a sucky team.
2. An awesome quarterback who was drafted by a sucky team.
Person 1: Hey man, did you see how Christian Ponderplayed yesterday.
Person 2: Yeah bro, he was so Jake Locker, playing so well. If only he was on a better team.
Person 2: Yeah bro, he was so Jake Locker, playing so well. If only he was on a better team.
by Dr. Cheesehead December 26, 2011
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(Sh-it Lock-Er) N. 1)The Anus. 2) The butt 3) The Red body suit pajamas with the flap door in the back. 4) Outhouse 5) The act of taking a shit under the lid and using the shit as a seal. Usually locking the lid down once dry. (See Also Lid Stamp).
Shit Locker
1) I stuck in your mom's Shit Locker and she asked for more.
2) Look at the size of her Shit Locker.
3) Look how cute he is in his PJ's and look at the little Shit Locker in back.
4) Did you here about the guy with the ass fetish that was hiding in the Shit Locker?
5) Mike pissed me off so when he went out of town a took a Shit Locker on his toilet. He'll never get that open without a hammer. I can't wait until he gets back in town.
1) I stuck in your mom's Shit Locker and she asked for more.
2) Look at the size of her Shit Locker.
3) Look how cute he is in his PJ's and look at the little Shit Locker in back.
4) Did you here about the guy with the ass fetish that was hiding in the Shit Locker?
5) Mike pissed me off so when he went out of town a took a Shit Locker on his toilet. He'll never get that open without a hammer. I can't wait until he gets back in town.
by sirisaachillary September 27, 2005
Get the Shit Locker mug."stole your locker" is a new slang term meaning "saw one's face at a public loaction and said 'hey... I think I know that guy but I'm not sure if it's him...' which then the one stealing one's locker will continue on their own path of life, pondering that person's face and how/where they know of it or had seen it.
I did not know you knew Jade, she stole your locker...
I stole this guy's locker at the mall, I swear I met him at a party somewhere...
I stole this guy's locker at the mall, I swear I met him at a party somewhere...
by the hentai extremist August 25, 2004
Get the stole your locker mug."oh gosh, weird marshall has been waiting for you after 6th period every day"
"I know he is such a locker stalker"
"I know he is such a locker stalker"
by youlia February 7, 2009
Get the locker stalker mug.The act of obstructing someones path toward their locker numerous times in the duration of the week resulting in the victim replying "im gonna punch you so hard!". be aware this threat is empty. *Be warned* This act usually ends with the perpetrators being maliciously walloped in the shins by the victim. its totally worth it
victim:"Garrett and Jake are locker lickers! theyre doing it to me!"
teacher: "What does it mean to be a locker licker? i can't help you"
Garrett & Jake" "Ha Ha!"
*victim kicks both Garrett and Jake in the shins*
teacher: "What does it mean to be a locker licker? i can't help you"
Garrett & Jake" "Ha Ha!"
*victim kicks both Garrett and Jake in the shins*
by Smiley McGee April 6, 2013
Get the locker licker mug.Football Fred: Let's change into uniforms.
Halfback Henry: Or we could have a Locker Room Rumble!
Defense Dequan: Oh yeah!
Coach Cock: I'm in.
Halfback Henry: Or we could have a Locker Room Rumble!
Defense Dequan: Oh yeah!
Coach Cock: I'm in.
by FartFucker69 August 13, 2014
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