lickadickaday

An old prank played in school playgrounds since time began. Involves asking someone if they 'lickadickaday'. If lucky, the person becomes confused and although not fully understanding, will say yes anyway.

RTJ: Herman, do you lickadickaday?
Hermanator: Yeah
RTJ: You're Bent - you lick-a-dick-a-day
Hermanator: Piss off

by rtj loco January 2, 2004

rat-licker

A person who refuses to wear a mask, or take any of the basic precautions to help society prevent an air born illness during an epidemic.

( In reference to the bubonic plague being spread by rats. )

I went to the mall for some new underwear, but had to leave. Too many Rat-lickers.

by For the greater good August 15, 2020

turd licker

one who places the tongue upon shit

the neighbors dog left a steamer on the lawn which prompted the turd licker to have a taste

by scart July 11, 2003

Pot licker

One whom is deserving of a judy chop.

Hey diemon dave! Go give that pot licker a judy chop!

by 2Drunk2TasteDisChicken January 19, 2022

lint licker

A slur of sorts, unbeknownst to me and most others until used in the orbit commercial. Sounds like a slur you'd call a lesbian to me, but no one really knows.

Wife: Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?
Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint licker!

by iBook June 4, 2007

dino licker

A fun/ weird / unique turn on the phrase "cock sucker"

Girl: your a bitch cocksucker

Boy: shut up dino licker

by zekedog420 December 14, 2016

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon.

A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".

Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015