Legal Pedophile

A person in his/her late 20's or older dating someone aged 16-18 years old.

- "Dave started seeing a 16 year old girl... what a sick fuck"
- "Well, that's over the age of consent, so I guess it's fine..."
- "Still sick, he's a legal pedophile... But still better than an 18-year old girl dating a fucking 100-year old"

by DruggedBabyPenguin November 26, 2020

Legal

(of paper) that is 14 inches by 8 inches.

A yellow-colored legal pad

by Arminkshipper July 2, 2024

Legal DiCaprio

When a couple gets together with a significant age gap, especially a middle aged or older man and an 18 to early 20s woman. Named for the joke Leonardo DiCaprio's early 20s girlfriend

Dude, I hooked up with an 18 year old chick last night. It was awesome!
Bro, that's gross, you're like 40
18 is legal though
Yeah, Legal DiCaprio

by Dehydratedninja October 29, 2024

jesus-legal

another way of saying you are 33 years old

It was Dans' birthday yesterday, he is now Jesus-legal

by Entity1002 March 1, 2022

Legal Dictator

( Noun )
Used to describe a teacher who does whatever he/she wants, knowing you can't do anything to stop her/him.

I'm tired of Mrs.Felps acting like a Legal Dictator. Reason why I brought this knife to school.

by Shinzo November 10, 2009

legalized slavery

Working for a company that pays you near or exactly at minimum wage.

There is too much legalized slavery in this country.

by LouisAWP June 8, 2022

legal virginity

The status of someone's not having a criminal record.

There is hardly any policeman --- no matter how big an a**h**e he happens to be --- who wants to be seen as "da big bad guy" who "took someone's legal virginity" over a comparatively minor event, so if you have a clean record "thus far", are always respectful to Johnny :Law, and try to behave yourself as best you can, you stand a much better chance of staying out of legal trouble, even if you accidentally "screw up" once in a while.

by QuacksO November 6, 2018