lava lamping

When you lava lamp won't work.

Oh no, our lava lamp, its not lava lamping.

by EEEEEEEE yes February 11, 2022

Lava Lamp

Menstrual blood and discharge forming a heterogeneous mixture in a toilet bowl, resembling a lava lamp

Girl oh my god I had a ketchup packet and mayo packet at the same time last night and it created a lava lamp

by Johnnydoe April 7, 2025

Knoxville Lava Lamp

When you put on a golden colored condom and ram it up her pooper while she has lava shits.

I went to UT to watch a football game with a FWB, but all I got was a Knoxville Lava Lamp

by krestacar May 4, 2021

brown lava

diarrhoea

I just experienced an eruption of brown lava in my pants and on the ground!

by DonnerdarmDdddddddDEDDDDDDDDD November 14, 2018

the lava lamp

when a man ejaculates into a kettle, and pumps the heated semen into the recipient's anus.

Guy 1: So how did it go last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...

by Jack-In-Goff April 29, 2022

Delaware Lava Cake

A sexual act where 2 sexual partners spread their ass cheeks and connect their anus', and then proceed to shit into each other.

Did you hear johnny and his girl did a Delaware lava cake last night?

by shit consumer 29 May 20, 2020

Lava lamp

Lava lamp is a lamp that has lava in it.

I shoved a lava lamp up his ass.

by Semix February 21, 2023