Bratislava Lava

Having sex with an Eastern European woman while shes on her period, who then sucks the blood off your penis after intercourse.

My girlfriend wont talk to me anymore since she found my German Porn collection. I think Bratislava Lava 4 really made her wig out.

by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 11, 2009

hot lava

When you can't touch one of the two sets of colors of tiles (for example, black and white).

Seyithan: Oh man, I can only walk on the white tiles 'cause the black tiles are hot lava.

by Serhan August 17, 2006

itchy lava

The feeling a teenage boy gets when he is about to ejaculate all over the place

"Damn man, itchy lava feels so good"

by sss83001 March 15, 2017

Pop-Tart Lava

When a Pop Tart is cooked in a toaster for too long and the the gooey deliciousness seeps out of the little holes like lava

DUUUUUUUDE! I lava'ed my pop tart this morning
or Pop-Tart Lava came out of my tart this morning!

by Party D January 5, 2010

Personal Lava Lamp

Male genitalia, specifically the testes or ball-sack, move with temperature or other stimuli. This movement can be compared to that of a lava lamp.

"babe, take off your pants for a sec? No, I just want to watch your personal lava lamp."

by redAAAAAA November 4, 2018

man lava

male fluid discharged with immense force from one's boomhound after a long period of dormantry, resembling a volcanic eruption.

Having miraculously lasted 3 weeks without release, Edward erupted his man lava all over Tina's countenance, knocking her into submission.

by goodtimes0 June 16, 2005

fuck you bitch and i hope your diamonds burn in lava

This is the worst thing you can ever say to a minecrafter

EPIC GAMER: FUCK YOU BITCH AND I HOPE YOUR DIAMONDS BURN IN LAVA
OTHER EPIC GAMER: *GASPS*

by UseArealDictionary March 24, 2019