lapping the field

Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.

I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.

by Hota A Ygriega March 8, 2018

lapheal

Slang word for a homosexual

James : that guys such a lapheal

by Non-Faggot00 May 21, 2018

Lappy

Lappy is my best friend. If you know a Lappy, they're a keeper. In fact, they'll probably occupy so much of your mind that you think about them multiple times everyday, and cherish them to bits. Also, it's became part of your life to give love to them, and show your appreciation, which is something I personally have NEVER DONE!!! THANKS LAPPY UR AWESOME

LAPPY UR SO FUCKING COOL

by sdwheredakingsgo July 25, 2023

step-lapse

A type of memory loss that occurs after a few short steps are taken.

I had gotten up to grab something, but on my way, I encountered step-lapse.

by Mel-bell February 23, 2009

female lapels

Labia

Her female lapels needed a little bit of tailoring.

by whosayswhatwhere December 9, 2010

monkey lipped

To put something into one's mouth, like a cigarette, straw, spoon or pen and take it out only to have it covered in saliva. Similar to the way monkeys do at the zoo when they put anything in their mouths.

Teresa took a drag off my cigarette and when I got it back she had monkey lipped it. It was almost soaked to death.

Bill borrowed my pen and while he was thinking about the problem, he put it in his mouth and monkey lipped it. When I got it back, it was dripping with spit.

by little billy boy November 22, 2011

flesh lapels

Bulbous Labiae; large vagina lips resembling the lapels on a man's sportcoat

I took this girl home last night, took her trousers off and BAM! I could have made a sandwich out of her Flesh Lapels! There were snail tracks on my floor when she walked out; her pussy dragged on the floor those things were so big!

by joeydnewyork November 26, 2014