Gentlemen's Literature

1) Literature tending to the needs of a gentleman, at such times when one is often alone. Essential reading for the cultured gent.
2) Dirty titty mags for dirty manslags.

"I say Terrance, lovely collection of gentlemen's literature you have here!"
"Why thank you, Horace. It is a hobby of mine."
"I don't mean to be overtly suggestive, old chap, but this one is sticky!"
"Yes, it is a favourite of mine!"
"Oh my, Terrance, you dirty wanker!"
"Give us a kiss."

by ohohohohoho aye March 23, 2009

liter-a-cola

Larger than a large Farva.

I don't want a large Farva. I want a god damn liter-a-cola!

by Frank Galikanokus August 20, 2003

literal 'net

A phenomenon on the internet that involves the inability and tendency for most people on the "net" to not comprehend when a joke or flippancy is being used in conversation and to credulously take what is said at face value. Hyperbole, bombastic statements, sarcasm and other tools of casual language are completely lost on them. Usually those who have little to no experience with online forums and chat rooms fall into this trap as they are often this dumb in real life. Sometimes children fall victim to this mental lapse, however there is still a chance they can grow a sense of humor before drinking age.

This behavior is often used as a compulsive and lame humor device in conversation which is an "epic phail" because it makes the humorist look like a credulous cretin instead of a sharp satirist. In actuality the idiot can't help but respond to everything they're reading or hearing and just has to make a comment, no matter how stupid. Often because the idiot doesn't know how to socialize normally.

See: gullible.

Molly: "OMG! I laughed so hard watching The Office last night I peed my pants!"
Idiot: "Really? Why would you admit that you peed your pants online? You probably have some kind of bladder condition that you need help for."
Molly: "Really?? Seriously?? I didn't actually pee my pants, dude. Yeesh!"
Idiot: "Then why did you say you did?"
Molly: "WOW! Just WOW! This is sooo literal 'net!"

by thePenciler February 22, 2010

sub-literate

The term pertains to someone unable to use language correctly. The word implies that someone cannot spell, speak, form sentences, or in any way converse at a level at or equal to that of Republican vice-presidential candidates.

"Man, why was ridiculous spelled wrong in that email?"

"Probably because Eric is sub-literate."

by TheCox500 January 29, 2009

literassture

Literature engraved on the clothing of the buttocks region of a female. Usually includes a slogan or witty catchphrase, but more commonly indicates a university name.

"Did you read that literassture on Jessica's shorts? It said UCLA, but it took me awhile to read it."

by Edrees January 15, 2008

Literal Fuck

Someone that takes everything word for word without acknowledging context.

The inability to see a joke due to a lack of contextual comprehension.

Karen said the funniest thing today but Chad was a literal fuck and turned the conversation into serious discussion.

Those literal fucks ruin everything.

by Kewk August 31, 2019

Literature Club

The totally normal club with cute girls that your childhood best friend bribes you to join with cupcakes. Makes your heartbeat go doki doki while writing fire poems.

Childhood bestfriend: Hey join the literature club
Main Character: No
CHBF: One of the members made cupcakes
MC: shit im in

by MKmac November 21, 2020