leg shooter

A person who walks up to someone with a gun and shoots.

50 Cent got run up on by a Leg Shooter and hit 9 times.

by Judah Ray June 19, 2006

leg puppy

leg puppy is the creative art of one monkey that is a lady. leg puppy is a term of endearment... without true meaning.. when someone doesn't have anything good to say but wishes to be positive they thusly respond... "leg puppy loves you"

leg puppy loves you
leg puppy understands
leg puppy accepts you
tell leg puppy your problems

by michelle fox January 11, 2008

leg side

When in bed, the side of the dog you don't want facing you if you want to get any sleep.

The uncomfortable position when your dog pushes his legs into you while you're trying to sleep.

Upon waking with the family dog...
Margo: I didn't sleep worth a shit last night.
Todd: I feel awesome! What's your problem?
Margo: You didn't get stuck with the leg side!

by Three Leg Fred May 25, 2009

Leg dance

That little dance a dog does when he tries to fuck your leg.

That dog tried to leg dance on me.

by Deep blue 2012 February 20, 2010

Leg-End

like a legend but a absolute LEG-END
something too good for heather Mills
legendary, in a cool way, not like miss mills

You're an absolute Leg-End!

by Chrisblonde October 15, 2011

Leg over the whale

To do something. Anything you can think of.

Jim: Did you guys finish moving the couch?
Joe: Nah, there were only two of us, we couldn't get our legs over the whale.

Beth (in need of a steak knife for steak): Be right back, I need to get a steak knife so I can get my leg over the whale.

by Jimjackson223 May 30, 2009

leg-job

performing a hand-job on someones leg, usually performed with both hands

she gave him a wicked leg-job

by hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. November 18, 2010