LAPDOG

A 20something man who lands a hot female his age or slightly older.(no more than 5 years)He's muscular,pretty,and fucks the daylights outta her.Too bad he's broke.She's out whoring around with "WEALTHY MEN WHO CAN..."but has LAPDOG for emotional comfort and workouts at the gym.He don't really wanna know what the deal is 'bout that nice condo and the Porsche Boxster.All relationships are temporary...and this one's no different:She'll either
dump him when "MR.BIG STAMPS" decides to take her private...
Or when he returns to being ALPHA DOG as opposed to safe LAPDOG.

GYM RAT 1:"Wassup wit'Dylan and that chick he trains with?
He don't hang wit' us no mo'."

GYM RAT 2:"Yeah...Never seen homie play LAPDOG like this
before.Must be pussy whipped."

by L.MARTIN October 30, 2005

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Laved

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The term is commonly found in the MMORPG game Anarchy Online, and is a synonym to the more conventional word ”dieing” or if you wish ”inability to survive”.
Origins:
Used by friends of Lavisha who died countless unfortunate times, and thus they created the term, and so Laving was born.

"Redivle: What happened to you?"
"Lavisha: I laved"

by Valdyr October 16, 2005

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laced

A feeling of being screwed over or defeated BADLY by someone, something, or some situation. To explain the degree of laceage, simply add on extra letters to the word (i.e. laceddd, lacccccced, laaaaacccccccccccceedd)

Nirav got laced when Sahil finished the last home-made chocolate chip cookie that was peacefully sitting on the kitchen counter.

NYU will lace GW in any competition.

by Sahil Kothari October 6, 2006

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