Joff Knobie

When you get a hand job followed by a blow job followed by a hand job followed by a cheese sandwich

My girlfriend gave me a Joff Knobie last night

by a sneaky snake June 6, 2010

Hollow Knight

Hollow Knight is a metrovania that was made by Team Cherry
It has a beautiful world with pretty neat graphics.
The combat is also quite great even if it is simple.
There are not many NPCs in Hollow Knight, and those who are there don't have much character. What did you expect from a game where everyone is a bug, a void creature or God.

The level design is great and has stunningly beautiful scenery.
Lore of Hollow Knight is scarce all the way up until the very end of the game (and more is explained if you try to get the secret ending and secret real final boss).

Guy 1: I hate how every "hard" and "difficult" game is being called "the Dark Souls of -insert something here-!
Guy 2: Hollow Knight is The 2D Dark Souls without a stamina bar and a bit less difficulty
Guy 1: I... I agree with that one.

by Some European twat. February 18, 2018

a knottie nettie

an old womans pussy, in need and looking for cock, looks knarled, and the lips are purple from anger.

Ed's kinda pissed he thought his wife was a knottie nettie, and when he checked,,SHE WAS AND IS!!

holy shit that knottie nettie wanted me fuc kher, in the bar,,well i just ran the other way,, no purple pussy lips ever goin to get a hold of this cock!!

Ed's kinda pissed he thought his wife was a knottie nettie, and when he checked,,SHE WAS AND IS!!

holy shit that knottie nettie wanted me fuck her, in the bar,,well i just ran the other way,, no purple pussy lips ever goin to get a hold of this cock!!

oh man!! that woman even smells like she has a knottie nettie,,,RUN THE OTHER WAY!!

by smoother than silk August 26, 2009

knock yourself out

Equivalent to "Go for it"

"Can I have a piece of your burrito?"
"Knock yourself out."

by adhesives May 26, 2003

Awkward Knees

One of the many noticeable characteristics of My Chemical Romance's bassist, Mikey Way.

Often make fangirls go "awwww" and "he's so adorbs!" and influence teenagers to change to an awkward stance to show support for Mikey Way. Girls love awkward, nerdy guys with crooked knees, apparently.

Usually the butt of Mikey Way jokes on Tumblr, next to his remarkable Poker Face, Unicorn addiction, and of course, his gentleman-like attitude (edited photos with him in a top hat, eye piece, and moustache.)

Head, shoulders, awkward knees and toes, awkward knees and toes.

by AttackFox March 8, 2011

do u kno de wae?

Only certain things, actions, or people can show de wae, or even be the wae. De wae can be seen or shown for as a few seconds, and some people see de wae for their whole lives. As of today, only the Ugandan Knuckles warrior tribe in Uganda are the only known beings to not only transcend their power into becoming a meme, but being the only ones who know that de wae exists, and are capable of finding it, with the help of their commander and queen. De wae is everywhere, we just don't know where to look.

"my bruddah, do u kno de wae?"

by Xavrien24 January 14, 2018

Patchouli Knowledge

Patchouli, sometimes nicknamed 'Patchy', is a witch that lives in the Scarlet Devil Mansion. She is mostly seen in the library, which holds a vast amount of books. She is incredibly smart and well acquainted with magic, but, because of her poor health, she is unable to put her talents to good use.

She's fairly short and spends most of her time reading. She is often seen in her lavender colored dress, has purple hair and eyes. She wheres a hat that matches her dress and it has one blue and one red ribbon attached to it. There is also a crescent moon attached to the front of her hat.

Person 1: Patchouli Knowledge is my favorite Touhou character.
Person 2: I like Patchy, but she's really not that interesting, all she does is read.

by Some Twink August 18, 2014