The Joker

When going down on a chick, you notice the tampon string, you clench it with your teeth and vigorously shake the bloody tampon back and forth, leaving bloody marks from ear to ear. After spitting the tampon out, you look her deep in the eyes while saying, "Why so serious?"

I never heard from my girlfriend again after performing The Joker.

by 289rawdogs February 21, 2015

sausage jockey

Someone who literally likes to ride the sausage of another male.

Oh Yuck, look at that man riding that guys sausage dude.

by Lousy August 29, 2003

cock jockey

Someone who bounces up and down on a penis with similar enthusiasm of that of a jockey riding a horse. Usually used to describe a homosexual male.

No you can't fuck me vigorously in the ass, What do you think I am some kinda cock-jockey.

by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005

Computer Jockey

Anyone that uses a computer for their job or is overly zealous in their personal use of said computer.

All the computer jockeys in the building need to log off of the server.

by mark3237 October 15, 2010

slop jockey

The person (dirty nail, snot hanging out of nose) who serves in a slop shop or fast food franchise

Look at that dirty bastard, what a slop jockey

by paul February 26, 2005

swagger jockey

1. One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions that have often gone overlooked.

2. Is a person who brings and represents swag for an audience.

3. A designer, promoter, or follower of the latest fashions

Person 1: This concert is going to be amazing tonight!!!

Person 2: For sure, don't forget to hit up the swagger jockey... So you can keep your swag game up.

by 2buck August 18, 2011

Six Joker's Cards

The Six Joker's Cards are as follows: Carnival of Carnage, the Ringmaster, Riddlebox, the Great Milenko, the Amazing Jeckel Brothers and the Wraith. ICP named their six albums after each of the Joker's Cards and on each album is (at least) one song that explains what exactly the card means.

ICP claims to have been visited by the spirit of the Dark Carnival, who showed them six revelations in the form of the Joker's Cards. ICP then made it their mission to spread the word, and tell everyone to change their evil ways before it's too late, thus naming their six albums after each Joker's Card and putting a specific revelation into each. The first Joker's Card, Carnival of Carnage, was released in 1991; their final revelation, the Wraith, was released in 2004.

I understand the Six Joker's Cards now, and I have to change my ways before the Dark Carnival claims my soul.

by loTuS_kiLLA August 27, 2006