jobish

When someone has a job ... its not actually a real job.

She has a jobish ... but she doesn't like it.

by tben July 29, 2012

Jewish Bill Fold

When someone folds their money so that the small bills show, and hide the bigger bills on the inside of the fold.

I use the jewish bill fold so that people think i only have a few dollars.

by Thetruth59 August 31, 2013

Jewish Foreskin

A mythical or otherwise non-existant creature or item.

"Unicorns are like Jewish Foreskins, They don't exist!" or "Have you seen my keys? They seem to have made like a Jewish Foreskin and just up and disapeared!"

by fishnugget May 23, 2014

jewish milkshake

When you burst inside a dirty slut's cornhole and slurp it out aftwrwards.

Tim: "Hey did you hang out with Tiffany last night?"
Josh: "Yeah, let's just say I'm a Catholic but I can sure give a Jewish milkshake."
Tim: "Nice."

by Zachariahhhh69 April 16, 2015

jewish goblin

A goblin that steals your weed when you're not looking

Where did my weed go it must have been a Jewish goblin

by Connor12 July 8, 2015

Jewish Porn

Porn videos of someone counting money, someone receiving money, or anything related to money

Jewish porn: 10, 20, 30, 40 50, 60, 70..
Jewish guy: Oh my god, I just came in my pants

by The Man with no face June 9, 2016

Jewish Special

When you go to the bank and all your money in dollar bills and place them all on a bed and have sex with a Jewish girl and cum on her face as you pour coins on her body.

You know that Jewish girl i had over last night, yeah i gave her a Jewish special.

by fdsafdsafdsaf August 31, 2016