Jared Manning

A man who dickrides everyone and is smooth with the ladies.

Man that dude is being such a Jared Manning to Noah Walsh.

by Jacob R. Barnett October 30, 2018

jared

a dick

jared: i like this girl

girl: i like you too
jared: can we be friends

by kennnnny February 15, 2019

Jared Wood

Bandwagoner to every team that wins the championship

Ryan- I just saw Jared Wood in his new Bryce Harper jersey!
Caitlyn- Really! He just bought a Manny Maxhado jersey yesterday!

by Sarah Graysun :) March 7, 2019

Jared

Once a lost and troubled soul trapped in the fourth underworld, Jared became a God to the Aztecs when mysterious life forms descended to Mictlan seeking an ancient rumored power. The citizens of Planet Z spent years traveling through different dimensions only to discover what they sought was not to be found - but created. Jared was chosen by the leader of Z. A few indulgent meanderings and shots of whiskey later, the celestial alignment cast an electric surge between Cancer and Scorpio. The surge was so poignant, tightly bound and focused that Jared became the first being to have successful intercourse with an extraterrestrial, bridging the gap between Gods and Aliens by taking on the role of Daddy: God of The Impossibly Mindblowing Orgasm. The Z leader surrendered to Jared as an object of pleasure for all eternity as an expression of gratitude for helping to create the ultimate sexual energy. Although Jared is immortal, his human form is a specimen of perfection, sexuality and divine masculinity. His generously proportioned reproductive organ was hand sculpted by Zeus with perfection in the style of a male Venus de Milo. Jared excels in all things delicious, and even his humanly procreative fluids are indicated by legend to have an intoxicating flavor as well as healing powers and a magical, iridescent glow.

I could spend forever drinking from a fountain filled by the excited expulsions of Jared.

Jared likes to get real fucked up.

by Ballfro Esquire May 8, 2020

Jayda

Jayda is the cutest girl on the planet. Jayda’s boyfriend is not afraid to come talk to her and she loves that. She can be a bit shy when she sees her handsome boyfriend. Most of the time she can be a bit weird but her boyfriend thinks that’s extremely cute. The worst mistake ever is to leave her side. Spending time with Jayda is everything. Looking into here beautiful brown eyes and seeing her beautiful face and beautiful smile is like love at first site. 💖

Just take a screen shot an sent to that beautiful Jayda.

by Anonymous [358] January 9, 2021

Jaeden Humor

Shit that’s supposed to be funny that ain’t.

Did you see that TikTok I sent? Stupidest shit I’ve ever seen. That’s some Jaeden Humor right there.

by Shlutz May 22, 2021

Jayadevan

People with name as Jayadevan are jovial and love to talk. They also love children and pets. They are creative and try to do too many things. They must express themselves. They are very social and great uplifters. Persons with Jayadevan as their name are ambitious and philosophical. They are versatile and have an optimistic attitude. They have great energy or enthusiasm in pursuit of a cause or an objective and thy are wishing to do one's work or duty well and thoroughly.

He is a Jayadevan.

by Jayadevan MK June 20, 2021