Just a fucking sweetheart. Has the biggest dick around, probably the size of rubber chicken. Loves Chipotle and 69ing. Loves his girls a big hoo hoos. (Boobies) Jason is an all around smartass with 100 racks in his account. Ice on his wrist and pussy on his dick.
Tayina: Ohh Jason, it's so big
Jason: Oh yeah, rubber chicken dick. Sqeeze it and it squeaks.
Tayina: Like a hippo 😀🍆🍆
Jason: Oh yeah, rubber chicken dick. Sqeeze it and it squeaks.
Tayina: Like a hippo 😀🍆🍆
by Bigbabyboy68 March 13, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is #veryannoying
by Jit Jat December 31, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. Everyone knows a Jason or multiple, I know many
But the best Jason i know is trustworthy, kind hearted and wants other people to be happy and will always try to be happy for you. He will often apologize for everything even if it isn't his fault. Jason can also be very funny, interesting and also dirty minded, some would say that he's a bit of an emo but that isn't a bad thing. Jasons like to eat and a lot of them are drummers and like black purple and blue, have a good taste in music. Jason gets away with a lot but is the opposite of a bad person i promise.
But the best Jason i know is trustworthy, kind hearted and wants other people to be happy and will always try to be happy for you. He will often apologize for everything even if it isn't his fault. Jason can also be very funny, interesting and also dirty minded, some would say that he's a bit of an emo but that isn't a bad thing. Jasons like to eat and a lot of them are drummers and like black purple and blue, have a good taste in music. Jason gets away with a lot but is the opposite of a bad person i promise.
by yetterchetter64 April 20, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is a really gay person who is very social with people when he gets to know them. Don’t mess with him or he will fuck you up. He can be a bitch If you get him mad. Jason’s love to argue with people and never know when to stop. He eats a ton of food and has no self control even when he is full. He is a stick who thinks he is thicc.
by thisdudeisamanwhore May 9, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. My bag didn't come out of the airport carousel until an hour after we landed, and I missed my connecting flight. I totally got Jasoned.
by Murklewood January 3, 2017
Get the Jasonmug. It means July, August, September, October, and November. Or, it is like a shorter name of Jayson. Jason most likely knows a guy named Justin, I could be wrong though.
“Do you have a crush on anyone?,” said Emma.
“Yeah I do, his name is Jason. He may be annoying, but he can look cute sometimes,” said Tiffany.
“Yeah I do, his name is Jason. He may be annoying, but he can look cute sometimes,” said Tiffany.
by Austinhere October 15, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. You are so smart that you waste your time searching up a name, like how sad is your life that you take time out of your day to search this up you pathetic loser
Jason is the best person in the world
by Your pseudonym0420 March 28, 2023
Get the Jasonmug.