Jacob

That one person that is short and wears glasses and has a mest up hairline also known as gay midget hacker

Taht guy is short just like jacob

by Ham7247 April 1, 2019

Jacob

A pussy ass bitch. No one wants to be a jacob. They have no fuckin nuts and no friends because their girlfriends are more important. If you’re acting like a jacob, a worthless piece of shit, you should probably just kill your self.

Matt: Brett, why are your nuts in your girlfriends purse?

Brett: because I bow down to mommy. Or else she’ll choke me out.
Matt: quit being such a fuckin jacob dude

by Buttshava January 19, 2020

Jacob

A nice kind man but can also get on your nerves but you can’t help but get over him but don’t be surprised that he might ask for booty pics

Jacob: y//n what about some booty pics

by Shortbean November 22, 2018

Jacob

Primary Meanings of Jacob.

1. An odd, lengthy queer type pokemans

Guy #1: "Hey look! I caught a Jacob!"

Guy #2: "Woah! He's super effective against Nazi propaganda!"

Guy #1: "I know! I love queer type!"

*Friends theme song plays in Russian*

by YxngDaggerdick December 18, 2018

Jacob

A dumb ant who plows children and eats orange peels. Possibly a mysterious tractor scammer. Just make sure you get him that 2007 John Deere 9860 STS combine.

Jacob is a dumb ant.

by Dumb_birdddddyyy April 14, 2019

Jacob

A Short bitch ass cunt that likes men and needs a good cunt punting

Jacob needs to be circumcised with nail clippers

by JacobLikesMen March 6, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a boy who loves sports. He is funny and smart. Sometimes he has anger issues. Friendly to everyone. He is not mean. A lot of girls like him.

P.S. I’m a Jacob

Girl: You know that new boy Jacob
Girl 2: Of course, he is cute
Jacob: (walks to the girls) hi
Both Girls:*blushing*

by ImA Jacob14 April 20, 2018