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Jacob is a man whore who sends dick pic to every single girl he knows. He's whiter then snow and his pubes are blonde. His voice is as squeaky as a mouse. And he's liked every single girl and boy at least 4 times. He's desperate and he'd probably date a 1st grader if she/he liked him. He's anorexic and his dick is the size of a thumb tack.
Guy #1: Dude did you see Jacob whites dick pics? It's so small!
Guy #2: Ya I know! And his pubes are blonde like wtf! Obviously he hasn't hit puberty!
Guy #2: Ya I know! And his pubes are blonde like wtf! Obviously he hasn't hit puberty!
by Cheeselicker13579 February 8, 2017
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