The best couple ever. If you ever see Jose and Alyssa DON'T EVER try to break them up. They are the most perfect couple and will always make you laugh. Alyssa is super insecure but Jose makes her feel better about herself. Jose is very depressed but once he meets Alyssa his life changes. A girl named Precious likes Jose. Alyssa is very jealous. Jose says he will never like Precious and that he loves Alyssa only. Don't mess with Alyssa and Jose. YOU WILL PAY!!!
by Shxdowxx October 15, 2022
Get the Jose and Alyssamug. One who is very passionate and loving. One who has a big cock. Sexy and will make you feel better no matter what.
by Hai1eybai1ey July 19, 2016
Get the Jose Foleymug. Jose-Luis is very hot
by Hot Sexy Man69 May 22, 2022
Get the Jose-Luismug. is a sweet, tender, mysterious Latina girl, which you think you know but it is not like that, she always gets her way and has a trick under her sleeve, she is splendid and original, she does not let herself be guided by her personality, she tries leave trace with the physical and personal style, usually loves to paint, sing, or dance and is very good at it, has very good attributes, she clings very fast to a person coming to love in a very short time which many times this become a problem, always a good counselor and you can count on her no matter what.
Maria Jose, the new girl is very friendly and talented
I think Maria Jose can help me solve this problem
I think Maria Jose can help me solve this problem
by thatcoolgirl51 February 26, 2018
Get the Maria Josemug. 
Jose Lopez is someone who sack rides the Cowboys all day. He thinks they are dem boyz but they ain’t
by Pmoneu November 23, 2021
Get the Jose Lopezmug. When someone (usually mexican) works a 9-5:00 shift, mows his lawn, sweeps the floors, makes sloppy joes and has sex with his wife without showering and then goes back to work.
by Chase "Brownie" Brownfield November 6, 2008
Get the sloppy josemug.