An awesome dude that is always honest and is very romantic. He is my bff and will always be (hopefully). He is the best person ever!!!!!!!! I really can get mad at him but that doesnt change anything because he will always be the awesomest person to me!!!!!!!! Everyone at school likes him. By the way I am talking about Jose Mourinhos son.
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Josie is the most beautiful, smart, funny caring, loving, girl ever. Youd be lucky to find yourself a josie! Josie also makes a great girlfriend! She is loyal and caring and will give her as much of herself as you give to her. Josie can find fun anywhere from a party to snuggling up to a good book. Which brings in her knowledge, she is crazzyyy smart! She has many friends at school and loves helping others. If you need help josie will be there! Josie is beautiful and she doesnt know it. Sadly josie focusus on her flaws rather her many beauties. Josie has a great sence of humor she loves laughing and making people laugh! If you get yourself a josie, three words, DONT LOOSE HER if you do your letting go of the best girl ever!
Boy 1: Dude shes so hot and funny
Boy 2: yea shes defetely a josie
Boy 1: wait just cause shes hot and funny doesnt automatically make her a....
Boy 2: shush shes a josie... now dont question my knowledge adam
Boy 2: yea shes defetely a josie
Boy 1: wait just cause shes hot and funny doesnt automatically make her a....
Boy 2: shush shes a josie... now dont question my knowledge adam
by Randomwriter122 November 25, 2018
Get the Josie mug.In 1758, José Antonio de Cuervo received a land grant from the King of Spain in the Mexican state of Jalisco. He produced mezcal in a small factory on this land. His descendant, José María Guadalupe Cuervo, used the land to build a distillery for tequila production in 1795. The distillery was later named Fabrica La Rojeña. The tequila was exported to the United States for the first time in 1873. In 1900, José Cuervo Labastida decided to brand the tequila as Jose Cuervo. The company is now owned and run by heirs of the Cuervo family, the Beckmann family
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josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?
josh-some tequila
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josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?
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