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Michael Jordan'em 

In sports or competition, when you are getting ready to shoot, you look away or close your eyes and then make the shot. This is named from the time when Michael Jordan closed his eyes and nailed the free throw and said "Welcome to the NBA" to Dikembe Mutombo.
On the 17th hole, if Sean hits this putt he wins the round... As he sets up for his shot, makes eye contact with the competition, and sinks the putt. Oh My God, he just Michael Jordan'em for the Win!!
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Michael Jordan 6-pete 

When you jerk off 3 times in a row, take a break to play baseball, then jerk off 3 more times in a row.
My girlfriend is out of town this weekend, so I may go for the Michael Jordan 6-Pete.

Felix jordan 

A man with a small willy and no friends
Felix jordan has a small willy

Michael Jordan 

The only athlete in history to say his own name when he lets off that incredible jump shot
Announcer: Jordan come's up from the left hand side of the arc, jukes to the top of the key, FADE'S AWAY!

Michael Jordan: JORDAN!!!!

Announcer: MJ is money yet again

Michael Jordan by edgepotato January 14, 2007
someone who you can trust with your entire world, an amazing boyfriend and a all around perfect boyfriend, he is completely loyal and the sweetest thing in the entire world. :)
he must her Jordan!
Jordan by hisgal January 18, 2011
A Jordan is an extremely rare and exotic brand of female that comes in many different forms. She is never what you expect her to be, and she never says what you would expect her to say. A Jordan defies all odds and you'll lose against her no matter what. She is often judged and put in a character box, but you will always be wrong about her, for she is ever changing and fantastical. She has the right moves, grooves, and will make you blush at the drop of a hat. Always confident, never conceited. Beautiful inside and out. Sex kitten on the prowl. Devoted, true, honest, and all together a gorgeous enigma that you can't touch. That is a Jordan.
"That girl is unbelievable; she's everything anyone could want!"

"I know. She's a total Jordan."
Jordan by toxxxy February 4, 2010