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A man who is depressed and has an 8 inch strapon up his arse and he is also wearing one, he can also never get a woman. HE IS 420 ASIAN.
jacob by NICE KUNT November 27, 2016
"I'm a little gay ass squirt" Jacob Buys
Jacob by Jerald hitchenson September 23, 2016
Jacob is a man whore who sends dick pic to every single girl he knows. He's whiter then snow and his pubes are blonde. His voice is as squeaky as a mouse. And he's liked every single girl and boy at least 4 times. He's desperate and he'd probably date a 1st grader if she/he liked him. He's anorexic and his dick is the size of a thumb tack.
Guy #1: Dude did you see Jacob whites dick pics? It's so small!

Guy #2: Ya I know! And his pubes are blonde like wtf! Obviously he hasn't hit puberty!
jacob by Cheeselicker13579 February 8, 2017
A Ginger who thinks he can pull but only has a 3 inch hard penis.
Who is that ugly kid?

That I'd definitely a Jacob
Jacob by chasjdr2002 February 8, 2017
A absolute fuck boy has with a tiny ass dick loves deep throat and anal sex and drives a yellow 400
Jacob by That one guy 11 August 14, 2016
Jacob is the most kind guy you will ever meet, his eyes are blue like the sky and you can look at them for ever. His smile is so beautiful you will 100% fall in love with it. Plus he's really good in bed and has a big dick
Jacob is so good in bed that i had to change my sheets
Jacob by Pepsi-Coka November 6, 2019