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Jade

Jade is a bitch with no morals and a lack of responsibility. She is selfish and will show you how little you mean to her by constantly blowing you off to take 4 hour naps. But like, get a hint people, you don't need that negativity in your life. Live n love. Forgive n forget. Kill or be killed.
Jade is a bitch.
by crackerjade October 4, 2018
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jades

a sickness contracted only from a person named Julia.
"Yo man, I think Julia got me sick"
-"Dude, you have jades"
by apatbalat February 6, 2014
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Jade

Name given for a rather short, human female. Jade is quite annoying, but a great friend. She's been known to take your things and hit you, but makes people laugh 24/7. In other words, Jade is a semi-kind, short girl and a really funny person.
Man! i frikin wish i was like Jade!
That was almost as epic as Jade dude!
by mysteriousman58 May 11, 2011
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Jadee

A lame Macedonian with a scooby doo like haircut who resembles a pixie
Woah its a Jadee!
by Rabbits are amazing May 2, 2011
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Jade

by Somebody once asked November 26, 2018
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Jade

Jade: ommahhhgoooshhhh james ur soooo funnyyy
by GhostCoffeeee November 8, 2016
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Jaded

When you get triggered by an event or action, similar to feeling slighted

Lets say Darwin is being an asshole to you by lying about an event. You could be jaded by this event if you were mad about what just occurred
Shut up Darwin, I'm so fucking jaded right now
by capenmonkwy October 24, 2019
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